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| An Unfriendly Invasion | Started by: Birday on Oct 31, '08 23:12 |
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The wind was crisp this Halloween evening. A cool breeze sweeping the kids the home early, I stand on a corner of Philadelphia waiting for my partners in crime to arrive, the plan tonight, attack the friendship with love and raid all their booty and Right Hands. Feeling the wind pierce my body I zip up my jacket and whip out around the block. Walking past low residences towards the 7/11. I decide to pay a visit while my cohorts take their sweet precious time getting here. Running through the store I quickly grab the minimum wage slave and make him empty the register and hand over a two packs of smokes, looking around I notice a fresh pack of toilet paper. Throwing it at the boy I screech at him to put this in a bag. Walking out I head down the alley and count the money. Setting aside the bosses cut aside I pocket the rest, putting the cigarette to my mouth and strike a match, waving it dead I take out the toilet paper. "The fun to be had!" I yip with joy as I over and begin to chuck a roll at a nearby stairwell. After my frolicking was done I grab the remaining rolls shoving them in the bag. Heading back past the apartments I hear tires squealing, ducking for cover I see a car slow down in front of me. Drawing my gun I prepare for my end. Saying a final prayer I go out of my cover and take aim. As I fire I notice Sheriff screaming in the back of the car as the drivers head explodes. Running over to the car I sigh to myself "Marietta is going to be fucking PISSED" Looking at Sheriff I can tell she is firey with rage. After bracing for cover after her screams of runining her new pumps I look at her dumbfounded. "You brought pumps to a break in?" |
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Sheriff looked down at herself after the shots taken at her car finally fell silent. She then through her hands up and glared at Birday. What the fuck are you doing?!? She took in the car, the driver was no more, his head splattered on the driver's side window and front dash. Sheriff shook her head at the sight and sighed. Besides the chunks of brain there was also blood all over the salmon colored interior of the leather seats of Marietta's car. Pissed. No, she's going to fucking kill you. Sheriff pushed open the door after Birday didn't offer. Men are stupid. And of course I wore pumps. You do realize who is on that ship right? He just looked at her dumbfounded. Well now that you've shot up the car we'll have to walk or catch a cab to the harbor. Crossing her arms across her chest Sheriff once again glared at Birday. We'll be taking a cab, you'll be paying. |
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