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| An ode to Marietta | Started by: prozac on Nov 01, '08 04:56 |
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Marietta, so lovely and so fair. At night she makes me brush her hair. Not mean and yet not so nice. The whippings and cake will have to suffice. Just and kind she helps the masses. She even helps those who have suffered many harasses. Powerful and strong she walks about. Ive seen her slap wrongdoers with a trout. Have a problem she is there in a flash. No doubt she will even lend you some cash. But I drag this on far to long. If I continue I might sing her a song. So I bring this to an end. Marietta, you are a wonderful friend. Just for you my dear :D Who is next I wonder? |
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Oh my. How absolutely lovely, the stunned Don states. She cannot think what to say or do, merely giggles several times before getting a bright spark in her eyes. Ah, I know exactly how to repay you, Marietta gushes as she blushes in embarrassment. She quickly walks forward towards Prozac, pushing him down onto the ground and then fleeing as fast as her little legs will carry her. Thank yoooooooooou! she yells, her voice trailing behind her as she runs. |
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| Reply by: marietta at Nov 01, '08 05:00 | |
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| Nice... that Prozac does good work. Kudos. | |
| Reply by: gambino at Nov 01, '08 14:10 | |
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Walks out of the local flower shop.. carrying nearly a dozen roses in one hand and a box of chocolates Marietta!! Yells as she runs away.. Well damn.. I had these flowers and candy for her.... Opens up the candy and starts to eat some.. passing it to a mobster who walks by |
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| Reply by: striphecorelli at Nov 01, '08 14:26 | |
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Shaggs Walks by and Striphe hands him gifts Thanks man... Kind of weird though |
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| Reply by: shaggs at Nov 01, '08 14:29 | |
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| Hah Thats really good Prozac. | |
| Reply by: krank at Nov 01, '08 15:26 | |
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She listens with great interest and smirks. Well Prozac it appears that you have a crush on my beloved Marietta. This may cause a few issues since it is I that warms her office chair before she settles her delicate tush into it for a day of hard work. It is I who brings her tea and crumpets in the afternoon to keep her energy up. It is I who takes the time to boil the water over a gas flame in a kettle. I tend to her bumps, bruises, and wounds when her klutzy ways cause her to walk into walls, slam her hand in a door, or bruise those delicate knuckles after she beats the crap out of some petty thug who thinks they are better than her. I hereby give you notice that should you pursue her affections any further that I will have to retaliate with great force. She turns on her heel and walks away heading toward the local bakery for scones and muffins. |
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| Reply by: tiggy at Nov 01, '08 15:56 | |
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Fantom listens to tiggy as she rants about Marietta. He chuckles a bit and lights a smoke You women make me laugh. But in a good way. Don't worry. :) Fantom then walks off to get ready for his sekrit meeting with his sekrit lover, Marietta. |
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| Reply by: Fantom_Ghost at Nov 01, '08 17:07 | |
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