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You could be entitled to compensation ! | Started by: ToyMachine on Mar 21, '13 21:55 |
Ladies And Gentlemen!
May i be so bold as to enquire whether any of you have recently met with some inconvenience?
Inconvenience, that is, for which you were in no way, shape or form responsible? Well, fret not, for Toy Claims, Limited is here to assist YOU!
Yes; you could be entitled to compensation. We offer our services in dealing with a range of misfortunes, although we specialise in claims against those of a lower class. If somebody has ruined your day, do not suffer in silence: ensure that you ruin theirs, too. Toy Claims exists to help you Claim What is Rightfully Yours.
I understand that this may sound like a steaming pile of poppycock, so why not listen to the accounts of but three of our valued customers?
So there you have it. Pop in today, speak to one of our professional lawyers, and keep those plebs in their place.
Toy Claims Ltd., 1000Dollarsplease Place, Blameshifton, Philadelphia, USA
Store opening soon.
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Sephiroth cant help but chuckle a bit…
Finally, maybe I could get some compensation out of fred taking the last cookie out of the cookie jar! Or Macho setting me up with a “hot date” only to find out, she was actually a plastic him…
Seph smashes his right fist into his left open hand…
I demand compensation! |
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Reply by: Sephiroth at Mar 22, '13 09:16 | |
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Sorry for my slight absence! i had to fake my own death for an insurance scam, and i am sure you know how hard those can be!
Hear hear Sephiroth!
Raises his fists
I think we have some solid foundations to start a claim! Just remember; where there is a claim, there is no shame! |
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Reply by: ToyMachine at Mar 26, '13 20:55 | |
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I'd like to point out to anyone that jumps the gun and puts 2 and 2 together and gets 5. Lord T is not me. I promise. |
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Reply by: TyrionLannister at Mar 26, '13 21:33 | |
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Don't worry TyrionLannister, I am sure you endorse this service, yet cannot either confirm or deny whether you are infact the Lord T in question.
But lets just leave it at... I know how you play these games... with your "I say, Old Chap... is that a military-grade lemon Kevlar Aramid bullet-proof handkerchief you have - meticulously folded - in your pocket, or are you just stylishly glad to see me?"
Wink, wink, nod, nod, say no more! (Nod's as good as a wink to a blind man) ;) |
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Reply by: ToyMachine at Mar 26, '13 22:32 | |
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