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| An Ode to Hi | Started by: Bi-Polar_Bear on Nov 05, '08 16:37 |
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Stealing a page from Prozacs book, I would like you all to take a look, As I write a little poem about my friend Hi, It best be complimentary, or Ill likely die. Flying Pig, Hi, or Piggeh to some, He is the man with the wiggly bum. His brains and his rants, are second to none, If you cross him you'll meet with his infamous gun. But there is more to this man, Than temper and death. Did you know he has a garden? And grows Babys Breath? And while you might think, He is evil and mean. In his spare time he visits third world countries, And administers vaccine! There was talk once, Of a dog he had bitten. Those of us in the loop, Know he was rescuing a kitten. And that story you heard, Of the man he shot in the throat? Emergency tracheotomy, The guy was choking on an oat. So I ask you to remember, Before you say something mean, Or hurtful, or disparaging, Or downright obscene, About this man, who I am here to defend, This man who I will eternaly, Love as a friend, Rather than say something mean, You Big Lugs, Why dont you all get out your Mob Pens And send Hi your Hugs! |
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Claps extremely loudly at this latest Ode, this has brought tears of laughter to my eyes. Tips his hat to Bear, excellent job |
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| Reply by: Sunshine at Nov 05, '08 16:50 | |
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I appreciate your high praise! But please, dont stop there. I really encourage all of you to send Hi your Hugs! He has been a bit down of late, and really needs to feel your love! |
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| Reply by: Bi-Polar_Bear at Nov 05, '08 16:53 | |
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Excellent work. I couldn't think of anyone who deserves such penmanship more than Sir Hi. Damn that Prozac guy really got the stone rolling.... |
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| Reply by: Zishla at Nov 05, '08 17:07 | |
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Satan walks out into the streets and trys to drag Bi_Polar_Bear back into the HQ Who the hell forgot to give him his tablets today, look at what you have done! As he walks back into the HQ draging his boss behind him he turns back and looks Hi straight in the face and says... <3 you |
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| Reply by: Satan at Nov 05, '08 17:40 | |
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Zoey wiped a tear from her eye after she heard the ode to Hi. That was sweet, Bear. Hi is a wonderful gardener. His flowers are nicer than mine. He says it's because of the bright California sunshine, but I think it's because he uses corpses for fertilizer. |
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| Reply by: Zoey at Nov 05, '08 17:42 | |
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She swallows the lump in her throat and wipes a tear from her eye. Wonderful, just wonderful. A beautiful ode to a beautiful man. Even pigs have soft sides. |
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| Reply by: tiggy at Nov 05, '08 19:39 | |
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Soft sides? Rump bacon I believe... |
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| Reply by: linuxmandrake at Nov 05, '08 19:47 | |
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Otis wipes a tear from his eyes Very nice Mr. Polar_Bear. Beautiful in fact! |
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| Reply by: Otis at Nov 05, '08 20:03 | |
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I always knew Hi was just misunderstood. This ode from our CL (who obviously knows him better than anyone) proves it. Hi we all love you. I'll send my hugs and be proud to do it! Nice writting skills Boss and Thank you for bringing Hi's needs to all our attention. |
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| Reply by: Belleza at Nov 06, '08 06:03 | |
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Can I have your attention please... It has been brought to MY attention, that not a single one of you has sent Hi a Hug!! I dont think you realise the importance of this request. Here is a man that spends such a large portion of his time surrounded by death and murder and the nasty bits left over when you make a roast. Imagine what such a simple act, like showing him you care enough to send him a hug could do for his disposition! If only someone had thought to do the same for Adolf Hitler. who, ermmm, none of you have heard of yet, as its 1930ish. Anyways! I beg of you, send Hi your hugs! I promise he will not shoot you for it! And I also did request that he shower, so it wont be as bad as you think! |
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| Reply by: Bi-Polar_Bear at Nov 06, '08 12:53 | |
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| I sent him a hug! | |
| Reply by: ireland_321 at Nov 06, '08 14:10 | |
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| I would hug him, but I'm afraid I wouldn't walk away alive. He doesn't seem like the affectionate type. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Nov 06, '08 14:18 | |
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Dont be fooled by his gruff exterior! He is gentle like a lamb and begging for your affection! Tho, I cannot guarantee that he mightent grope your arse whilst hugging :/ |
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| Reply by: Bi-Polar_Bear at Nov 06, '08 14:25 | |
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| I know what you are trying to do here, and it's not going to work. No matter how much affection you force on me, I will continue to hate everyone. It is my purpose in life. | |
| Reply by: Hi at Nov 06, '08 14:35 | |
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| See? There is absolutely no way in Hell I'm hugging that. He might bite me. Or grope, like you said. Don't know which one would be worse, though. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Nov 06, '08 14:54 | |
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To: Hi From: Belleza Subject: {{{{{{{{{{Hi}}}}}}}}}} I love ya piggy...and I dont give hugs to just everyone. See guys. Im still liven and he actually liked it and sent a hug back !!! |
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| Reply by: Belleza at Nov 06, '08 15:56 | |
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| I tried to give Hi a hug....he called for a gang rape...thank you Bear :| | |
| Reply by: Birday at Nov 07, '08 19:07 | |
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Seeing Hi standing amongst the crowd she walks up and gives him a hug. :) |
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| Reply by: Nichola at Nov 08, '08 17:19 | |
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