Raoul staggers into the street obviously having drank a little too much Macallan. He sees Mudkip and points at one of him, although not necessarily the one everyone else can see. he also points with his whole body, almost falling over, the way seriously drunk people do.

Ha! Muddymuddymuddymuddy MmmmmmmmmudkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiP! It looks like ish your time to shine. Lilac's firsht auth and her new Captain. I couldn't think....

Raoul stops and looks at the cigarette in one hand and the Macallan in the other. He takes a swig from the bottle and puts the cigarette into his mouth. He reaches into his pocket and fishes about for his lighter for a minute or so, definitely giving the impression that he's doing something else, before finally pulling the lighter out in a shower of loose change and sending a silk handkerchief spilling to the street. Raoul struggles to light the lighter before holding it in front of his face and trying to move the cigarette into the flame. After a few minutes Martiiiii steps up and lights the cigarette for Raoul who squints at him before smiling and patting his head like you would a faithful Labrador.

Ahhhh Martiiiii, he I alwaysh liked you. I knew your father you know! He was far more fun than you though. Oh yes he wash.

Raoul winks and taps the side of his nose conspiratorially, sending ash cascading from the cigarette between his fingers.

Now, where was I? Oh Yesh Muddy, my old friend Muddy. Whats the odds? Your father and mine worked together, and you and I end up filling Lilac's slots for her, and despite the age gap, usually at the shame time. You really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really deserve thish mate honoustly and shinsherely. Of coushe Lilac told me that there was no other way, she needed me as her RHM and she didn't want to offend you and make you think that she thought your were crap by just like tossing you aside as I suggested. That's why we work, her and I...

Raoul takes a haul of his cigarette and blows out the smoke as he waggles his arm back and forward between him and Lilac quite rapidly, again sending ash flying.

She has the diplomashy and I have the pershonality and exuberance to keep the natives happy. Lilac came up wish thish idea that if she made you a CL when she got Godfather... mother... Godmother, then... then... then you know, that would kill two birds with one stone. You know like a bird in the hand is worth spoiling the broth. You get to be the big ole CL, which makes shup for you not evolving like other pokemon... and I schwear, I will never tell anyone that you told me how much that upshet you as we cuddled, in your bed. And... AND!... and Lilac gets to have me as her RHM. You were a real good secretary though, the desk is really tidy. And I found the case of Macallan you left for me. Cheersh!

So yeah. Its all good bro... its all good man. I love you Mudkip! You're the best.

Raoul breaks down into mumbled tears in a sterling homage to the bit in First Blood where Rambo breaks down in front of Trautman.