It has come to my attention that there are some amongst you questioning my detestation of eggs. It's time to clarify a few points.

YOU are strange, for it is YOU that retrieves prematurely formed chicken ovulation, cooks it and eats it.

it should not be for ME to explain the depravity of eating a semi-formed creature, it should be for YOU to apologise for doing so.

they are weird... They are otherworldly. It is just vile.

Please apologise here. 

I'd EGGSact revenge on them

Mr. Kuklinski, while people may have a certain shall I say.. mental deficiency to even consider being able to enjoy prematurely formed chicken ovulation.

What is your opinion on the prematurely formed ovulation of ducks?

I bring you, a delicious food item (taste tested by myself) that contains plenty of protein, and the nutrients that a chicken's egg provides, without the stigma of it being from a chicken.

It is called Balut!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)

Squishy... Please tell me what I eat that contains egg?

Traces of egg inch their way into some things... But I avoid as much as possible...

Mayo? Mayo?! OMG... You people are disgusting: chicken ovulation and fat?

NO NO, THRICE NO!!

I'm vegetarian, practically vegan. My downfall is some cakes... They contain eggs. Otherwise, I avoid at all costs.

Marshmallows... Boiled bones, with sugar and fat. No thanks.

Trust me, I avoid eggs :) 

As a vegan, shouldn't you be abstaining from all dairy products (not just eggs) on the grounds that they're derived from sentient animals (thus treating the said animal as a commodity, which I was always lead to believe was the issue there) and not because they're 'icky'? :P

Don't mind me though, I'm busy thinking about the bacon and eggs I'll have later... probably washed down with a nice glass of milk if I'm being honest.

I'm not vegan but I view veganism as aspirational.

Bacon, as most people know it, is water, salt, gristle and flavourings. Factory farming exploits animals, ruins taste and ultimately debases humans who partake in it. 

The meat industry as it stands should be boycotted by all right minded people.

Bacon... It is nothing less than a tragic symbol of what is so very wrong with so many things.

But oh so yummy

For those that look at McDonalds and think "I'm lovin' it" perhaps...

The salty, greasy, taste as it goes down your throat hmmmmmmmmmm

(In no way innuendo)

Francis, talk to Countdown

Is Mr Teq a kindred spirit?

He's not quite the holy trinity, but not far.

I don't give a flying fuck what it is, it's tasty and has protein.

Padrino, I have used those words myself, in an entirely different context

!!! Mr. Kuku- ROFL. *shakes her head*

Did you seriously diss Bacon? BACON?! Eggs, I'll give you. I can enjoy them and I can see why some wouldn't, but BACON?! I can't trust a man that doesn't like Bacon.

Eggs are not 'partially formed' chickens. You are not eating an embryo, it has not made it to that stage yet. Unless your carton of eggs specifically states 'fertile eggs', you are not eating unborn chicken.

Also,  the lack of red meat in one's diet deprives the body of essential minerals and vitamins. Jus sayin.