Trying to be a man and handle my spicy dinner....

....NOPE!

My fail tattoo, its easy to spot out the fail here.

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There's not much set up needed for this one... What 16 year old boy set loose in New York City wouldn't run up to touch the nut sack on the Merrill Lynch bull?

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This sequence of pictures explains why your mom always told you to pick on someone your own size (yes alcohol was involved)

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We told out apartment complex we only had two cats, then I come home from work to this one day. Fail.

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Wanted to make a really fancy cake for Belle's birthday a few years back. Fail.
Aren't I fancy?

2010 MR Meet we did a photo scavenger hunt. One of the required picture was everyone in your group of three wearing a "medical/surgeon's mask". Mine broke. Fail.
Holding it on with my teeth. (If Belle and Rianne could also get credit for this, as the two other lovely ladies featured in this photo.)

My sister was entered into a 'duck racing' contest at a county fair. Her duck escaped within the first three seconds of having it. A hundred people watching laughed. Fail.
My little sister! (Isn't she cute? Only the first 30-45 seconds apply. Sorry for the crappy video quality.)

I was attempting to take a picture of Belle with a clam in her hands. I still had my camera on video. What resulted was awkward. Fail. (You get to hear me say 'shit'!)
Clam Rescue Squad! (Credit Belle for looking adorable.)

Belle and I were moving cross country in early 2010, and we stayed in an assortment of shady ass hotel rooms. In one said room, late one night, I was attempting to take a selfie. Belle is sitting awkwardly in the background. Fail.
I like taking selfies. (Credit to Belle for playing on her phone.)

On the same cross-country road trip, Belle and I liked to take pictures in landmark areas. When we entered Oklahoma, Belle attempted to get a decent picture of me:
First take.
And while the first picture didn't turn out horribly, we decided we needed a close-up. What resulted was epic, and has made us laugh for years since. Fail:
Putting it into Oklahoma. (She told me to do the double thumbs thing... I think I was being trolled.)

TADA!

If you've ever wondered what ACTUALLY goes on behind the scenes at mafiareturns... Here's a snippet of a staff conversation. (Photo courtesy of Kendra)

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What Happens when i let my buddy borrow my car on spare ? 

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Just catching my buddy watching some interesting stuff in the middle of a university lecture

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Meant to enter this to btw 

Can you say out in the sun to damn long ? Fuck my life.

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Well I'm being pressured into posting this one, lets just say alcohol, mosetraps and boredom dont mix

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Well lets just say i was very drunk one night and it was very dark, i was about to be given a blowjob only to realise it was the womens EAR

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I get double fail points for the blank post right??

anyways...

need an extra for college club hockey? sure ill also take a plate and 8 screws with that

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My 17 year old cousin believes himself to be invincible and pretty much capable of doing anything someone else wasn't able to. So my wife and I dared him to take on the cinnamon challenge which he was convinced he would succeed at. Well.... FAIL! :)

Enjoy! (I know we all did)

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I very rarely share but just this once I will. My nephew. Not the kind of guy you want to see in the maternity ward.

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Beeing so tired you forget to relocate yourself to a place suitable for sleeping? Check

Drooling all over your own jacket? Check (Granted, you can't see that on the picture)

Getting a picture taken of it. Sure.

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Oh man. I fail a fucking lot. But generally I just delete the pictures. This does not prevent me from having a bunch of crap for here though.

This one I feel is most in line with the origibnal request. It's a while back in my friend's bathroom. I look stupid, the mirror is dirty, and the picture itself failed. Or created a fairy. Or a miniature star. <a href="https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/1945_45236815858_3649_n.jpg">Something.</a>

Also along that line, this one looks vaguely dirty, and is way too dark/blurry/whatever. A friend took <a href="https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/381684_744680717191_777974389_n.jpg">this one.</a>

A friend of mine has a Facebook account that he created to play a Facebook game without his real account getting spammed. He only had like 3 of us add him on that account. He says it's almost adorable how hard Facebook tries to involve alternate him in the site. <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/74770_10151243280861683_2086590063_n.jpg">Example 1</a> <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/309728_10150416723811683_1299364780_n.jpg">Example 2</a>

My cat fucking fails at <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559178_10151051038290859_329602958_n.jpg">hiding toys.</a>

Online fails-

<a href="https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522063_10151025867260859_570766678_n.jpg">This</a> is trolling me, SO HARD as I fucking HATE snow, and also we'd had 10 days+ of over 100F <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/st-louis-region-s-heat-records-are-best-left-unbroken/article_44c212eb-2691-5096-bd6b-7c287eaae207.html">temperatures.</a>

< ahred="https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/185792_10150114621055859_3865126_n.jpg">This</a> is a deal a day website offering a REALLY shitty deal.

IRL fails-

My <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230248_10150194344645859_7257604_n.jpg">cheeseburger</a> has a political stance.

No one has EVER been as excited about meetings as <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/9033_153077245858_870617_n.jpg">this guy.</a>

I think you're confused about what <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/247545_10150226328925859_4801285_n.jpg">this</a> means Lexus owner.

... and I guess that post itself was a fail.

Crab did they successfully pull the jacket out?