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Super important anouncement! Started by: -Drexler- on Nov 07, '08 14:04
Drexler looks out into the Crowd from onto of his soapbox, he lets out a sigh of relief and grabs his newspaper, rolls it up, and slaps it against the wall to get peoples attention


"Ladies ..Gentlemen.. and well those in between (Namely The_hitcher) I have something I have been wanting to share with you for a long time now and I cant bare the idea of keeping it trapped in any longer so I will just come out and say it"

Drexler takes a deep breath and bellows into the streets

Caveman For Auth

Drexler has had a few to drink and takes a seat by his soapbox and wonders how people will react to his superwickedpow anouncement


Caveman is pretty .. Isn't he? Auth for him ... I thnk so...
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Sos yer mum.
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Bingowings just how many -Drexler- has had to drink.
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Nino for don.
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Dis be some weak ass shit. Is his position so low with the current leaders that he needs a tragic campaign in the street?
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Whose to say it is gangstaking? Maybe he didn't know anything of this persons opinion.


Although i wouldn't mind seeing an iron age crew, would be quite a spectacle.
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gangstaking i think it was a joke more than anything due to the fact that nobody in their right mind would auth cave(wo)man :)

lulz

Looks over at the disapproving Caveman with a club in his hand


Sorry, yus yus, Caveass for auth.
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Revan for auth please.
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Laughs... 'A caveman for auth?' They can't even buy car insurance
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*looks at his old friends Caveman and -Tesler- and gets nervous about if they give him a crew
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Hmmmmm...Caveman for Auth.


Think about it ladies, have you ever wanted to be pulled around the seven city's by your hair?


Naw, sounds way to kinky for me...
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So..Noone else thinks this?

Drexler laughs and wanders off feeling a lot more refreshed than before
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Lights up a cigar and rises up out the chair outside the local cafe


Caveman for auth? My long lost buddy who never speaks to me anymore because I sold his shoe collection to the local girlscouts???


What the hell Caveman for auth!!!
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Looks up at Drexler ranting and raving.


Could never argue with a lunatic. Caveman for Auth
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Caveman for auth!!! He is the smartest caveman left. Why not?
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Drexler stumbles back to the spot where he once stood


Sorry guys, I had been drinking when I first came to these streets parading Caveman for auth, however you lot seemed to agree.

Drexler shrugs


I am no leader on have any power or authority in these streets (or any friends at that) but Caveman is as puuurty as a ten bob note!
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I agree. Caveman should be authed. Everyone else is...
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Nichola smiles at the crowd and nods.


Caveman for auth huh... Well it would be interesting!
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Caveman sometimes touches me in bad places. But overall he is a good guy. Auth 4 Caveman, or is it Caveman 4 Auth.
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After overhearing all the talk started up by this drunk, Dean decides to step up and voice his opinion.


Now, I have a lot to say about more than just Cave. But I choose not to today. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Bullshit. Sometimes people need to hear it so they stop doing exactly what they are doing. No you are not cool nor do you display any showmanship. Now this may be directed to a number of you but like I promised, today I wont point any fingers.

Clears his thoughts.


As for Cave, he is a good friend of mine, a great business partner and an outstanding teacher. He is also rumored to be quite good with the ladies, hair pulling aside. Last night I heard that he carries quite a hand cannon, no I'm not talking about his gun but this rumor has been spread by another important figure in our community. Look at all of you! Perverts. Wouldn't you all like to know? Well I am not saying so get over it.


All jokes aside. If there was anyone I would like to see having a piece of a "legit" strip out there, it would be Mr. Caveman himself. He learned to make fire and created the wheel all in just one night.


Enough said, Cave has my vote. And if he had to fuck it up, he knows that I would be there standing beside him, offering my last words of respect and following up by ending his terrible run. RIP. This is all hypothetical of course as I'm sure he would do a great job.


By the way Cave, may I join your cult? ;)

Caveman for auth.

The crowd goes wild!
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