Recently, my father, Imam_Abdullah_Hasan, came to the streets to insinuate about The Brotherhood's role in the recent war. Originally, we did not go into depth to explain the role we did play. Over the past year or so, The Brotherhood have been working in the background. Putting people into positions of power, quietly manipulating those around us to affect the world we live in.

Our achievements are many. But very rarely do we come to the streets and boast of them. To do so would not only of exposed those Brotherhood members who were high in society, but also make it a lot harder for us to operate. Given the masses an insight into our methods would of made those methods redundant in the future. A bit like the way a magician never tells anyone his tricks.

But after numerous discussions amongst the Grand Inner Circle of The Brotherhood, we have decided to expose some of the influences we had on the current war. our reason behind this is simple. The recent war is one of the longest in recent times. It has seen the greatest loss of American people since 10,000 brave American's died in the Battle of soissons. The type of war we have seen deserves an explanation.

The spawn of SammyGarcini has felt the need to come to the streets to claim victory, despite the loss of both his own father and almost all of his comrades. He feels he has earnt a victory. But, like the Black Sox in 1919, a victory to the family of SammyGarcini is not only a false claim (the only winners in this war were The Brotherhood, as they showed their true power) but also tainted with scandal. It is not a victory if you are manipulated into shooting first.

To go to the beginning, we have to go back a few months when this plan was first conceived.

A few months ago, The Grand Inner Circle of The Brotherhood were concerned about where the world was going. It was stagnating. Things were quite. Billions were floating around. People were holding hands and making daisy chains. Leaders seemed to be able to kill other families RHM (yes, I am looking at you Phil_Steak (rip)) and get away with it. Even encouraging the Gods to make changes to ensure this 'mistake' could not be made again. The world was getting dumber, both in terms of leadership and in how we were too do things. All Mafioso began to get simpler. The world was dumbing down. Led by the dummies in charge.

Normally, when you are in power, and someone disagrees with things, you are told to 'rank up and change things.' Well, with Bodyguards, time, money and gun tapering, The Grand Inner Circle of The Brotherhood decided that it was impossible to rank up and do something, so best thing to do was manipulate those who have already ranked. What we needed was an idiot who was obsessed by power and would fall easily into a trap. Unfortunately, we knew DeadlySin would not kill himself, so the second choice was SammyGarcini.

The plan was simple.

SammyGarcini

Work someone into SammyGarcini's inner circle. By doing this, it meant we could manipulate him, and therefore his family and city, and therefore his followers, into an attack on the coalition of DS & PS. This was easy as it seemed SammyGarcini would do anything for a pretty lady. SammyGarcini was in our pocket awaiting for the information to be delivered onto his lap which would force him to war.

DeadlySin/Phil_Steak

Whilst they were the targets from day one, it was also of high importance to get someone into their inner circle. This was a little harder than getting someone into SammyGarcini's but still did not take too long. The task was simple. Get someone to Don who would become well respected. Then, when they delivered information of an impending attack to their friend in SammyGarcini's family, it would be so much more credible. Especially when SammyGarcini approached that person directly to confirm this.

Getting an Auth in Philly

This was going to be one of the hardest tasks, with auth only being handed out to very few, it was perhaps going to be The Brotherhood's downfall. But then luck struck. Districts opened up and had to be filled. Now we just needed the person in the inner circle of DeadlySin to gain auth. And they did it. The aim was that, alongside the person in Phil_Steak's inner circle, they would also approach SammyGarcini. Complaining about how things were run in Philly. Explaining that they had thrice been asked to forward all gun stats. Explaining thrice they had been asked to keep a date free for impending action. This would not only give SammyGarcini the concrete evidence to attack. But also give him a strong ally in Philly. SammyGarcini could then be manipulated to encourage a few friendly faces from Philly to also join in the attack. The jigsaw pieces were falling into place.

PewPew

The last piece of the jigsaw was to create a bit of tension. PewPew was born. A bit of good street talking from PewPew to ruffle the feathers of Phil_Steak and DeadlySin, to create doubt into everyone's mind, was the last piece. PewPew's "expose's" whilst not groundbreaking, would mean that when the information about an impending attack by DeadlySin & Phil_steak against Chicago, it would be more believed. Especially when delivered by a member of SammyGarcini's inner circle, from a Don in Phil_Steaks family, and backed up by a leader in Philly. The stirring made by PewPew against Phil_steak was enough to make SammyGarcini think that Phil_Steak might be getting uncomfortable.

And so it begun. SammyGarcini planned the war, with his allies. Thinking it was his idea. and eventually his son claiming victory. It was a brilliant take down. One which saw all but 2 Godfather's taken down. The plan worked perfectly. not only did SammyGarcini start a war which took down the dictatorships of DeadlySin and Phil_Steak, but he would also lead all other cities to huge losses.

The world had been reset. Money had disappeared. Those who had benefited from bodyguard demotions would be no more. The world could begin a new chapter.

Whilst SammyGarcini will never admit to his manipulation. His son's lack of explanation highlights that he is embarrassed by his fathers actions. He will never admit to his mistakes. Nor him being manipulated. But with the truth now out their (albeit with many things left out - we can not tell you everything!) the world can move on.

The Brotherhood will return to the shadows. Manipulating the tiny things. Putting people into power. Ready to act if we need to again. The Brotherhood are not here for your amusement. We do not care if you think we are unfunny. We are not here to be funny. We are here to effect things.

The Brotherhood. We are always here. We are always watching. We are always acting.

A Sign is placed near the man speaking about an unknown "secret" organization. It reads: "Do not feed the troll"

Urrgh! You guys are so annoying... everyone knows SammyGarcini was way too smart to be manipulated by the likes of you!!! Urgh!!

yawn

do not feed the troll!

OH LOOK GUYS THE UNDERGROUND CREW IS TALKING.

LOOK AT HOW SPOOKY AND SECRET THEY ARE.

....Wait....

Dear Brotherhood,

Fuck Off

That will be all

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Satan smiles...

I'm totally scared right now.

You have formed a quite fabulous fabrication here. Can you please pass over some of that crack you've been smoking?

Where do I sign up for The Brotherhood?

You must really like the sound of your own voice.

maybe you can hire creep as your front man. or Vinco. One of those two excellent leaders would be fantastic for your organization

you guys are a disgrace to the brotherhood of Assassins. my fore father Altair is rolling over in his grave as I speak right now! How dare you desecrate the values that the Assassins embrace and live their lives by! Hate to burst your bubble guy but you played no part in the decision making of the CHI Upper Structure. 

He's just trying to get attention pay no mind to him.

So as there is no confusion I'm talking about Abdul_Hareem_Muhajir he's loving the attention.