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| Pickles Presents - Mafia Nursery Rhymes | Started by: Mr_Pickles on Nov 22, '08 07:38 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the godfather's horses, and all the godfather's men, Couldn't put Humpty together again. And, the moral of the story is, NEVER send a horse to do a delicate medical procedure. I mean, my god, it's a horse! They don't even have opposable thumbs. To think, a monkey would be better at something . . . I shudder at the thought. Seriously, what imbecile though it would be a good idea? *Phone rings* "Hello? . . . the devil you say! A great fall? . . . I see . . . I see . . . yes, well, I can't send a surgeon, but we have some horses that might be able to help . . . yes, I'll send them right away." If anythign happens to me, PLEASE do not send any horses. Thank you. |
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| A horse would still be far better then sending Taskmaster...god knows even with thumbs he would just make things worse. | |
| Reply by: Birday at Nov 22, '08 10:19 | |
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| Birday, Taskmaster would far and away be better than the Last time you tried to take a bullet out of that guy "saving" his life. I mean he wasnt going to die anyways... The bullet went straight through.... I still get nightmares from that | |
| Reply by: Shaggs at Nov 22, '08 11:23 | |
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| Pickles, if anything like that happens to you, I am not sending anyone until I get that $20 you owe me. Until then, you can just rot. | |
| Reply by: Pezz at Nov 22, '08 12:13 | |
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| Incidentally, Birday, I'm a licensed professional. I could have put Humpty Dumpty back together, but did they call me? No. Thus far, the only thing I haven't been able to reassemble is your fragile self-esteem. Come on Birday, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it... nevermind. | |
| Reply by: Taskmaster at Nov 23, '08 09:55 | |
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| Also, there should really be a public outcry to force Pickles to start publishing The Tabloid News again. | |
| Reply by: Taskmaster at Nov 23, '08 10:11 | |
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| Only a Professional slacker dearest Taskmaster. And I will have you know Masttasker was the one the fixed my self esteem problems! I paid them good money for that sex and by golly did it help to see I wasn't the only one who was horr.....I mean.....This is a story for another time! And right now this is about you Slackypants! | |
| Reply by: Birday at Nov 23, '08 10:59 | |
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| "this is werid topic bye" | |
| Reply by: Goodinbad at Nov 24, '08 10:49 | |
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| Ive heard this before by a certain comedian at one of the stand up clubs. He made my sides split :) | |
| Reply by: Tish at Nov 24, '08 11:08 | |
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| I know of another issue that may have caused this Mr. Dumpty to not be re-assembled correctly. I heard all of the medical staff (horses included), had all been singing "Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses". I believe they were all inebriated. | |
| Reply by: Troy_McClure at Nov 24, '08 16:06 | |
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*leaning against the wall smoking a joint* *overhears the conversation going on* *looks at the joint, shakes his head, and puff again* *coughs* This must be some good stuff! *heads off down the street* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 24, '08 16:12 | |
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Little bow peep fucked a sheep blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice. |
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| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Nov 26, '08 02:24 | |
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*She takes another sip from her flash and falls over the curb mumbling something about Nantucket* Screw you all, I'm off to bed. |
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| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Nov 26, '08 02:25 | |
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Another thing. If your sirname is 'Dumpty' for gods sake, DO NOT name your first born Humpty. its begging for trouble. as a footnote, whomever decided old humpty was an egg? |
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| Reply by: QuagmireRourke at Nov 26, '08 02:28 | |
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| Whatever he was, he tasted rather nice scrambled. | |
| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Nov 26, '08 02:30 | |
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hmmmmmm humpty benedict. wasn't he in the a-team? |
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| Reply by: QuagmireRourke at Nov 26, '08 02:33 | |
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| Maybe, was he the mentally retarded one? | |
| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Nov 26, '08 02:37 | |
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No, I think you're referring to the oompa loompa's. They're really quite a turn on. |
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| Reply by: QuagmireRourke at Nov 26, '08 03:28 | |
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| I personally prefer badgermadillos. | |
| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Nov 26, '08 13:54 | |
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Any body have little Bo Peeps phone number? She live here in New orleans? Hell, I will bring the sheep for christ sake, I gotta see all that!! |
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| Reply by: Luca_Returns at Nov 26, '08 17:23 | |
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