1. What is your favourite murder weapon?
E: Throw em into a dog fighting arena, it makes em talk. the pigs finish what the dogs don't do.

2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do?
E: Get the goons to smash up his store with baseball bats, failing that sneak in when hes alone and make him open the safe, no sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough.

3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do?
E: Get the Pikey to do another fight for me, if he wont, burn down his mums caravan. Fix the fight, and place a large bet on behalf of the Godfather.

4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation….
E: Tax invasion? fuck is that like an alien invasion? Get off my property you dam aliens!

5. Whats your favourite colour?
E: Yellow, like my teeth, that's why i don't brush 'em

6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do?
E: If Errol is too slow to catch up to them, hire a couple of goons to go grab him, then bring him back to a room covered in plastic sheeting, but them in a body bag and put a knife to their throat, teach em about respect.

7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?!
E: Get the fucking pikey over here NOW! cant trust that pikey bastard! I know its him.

8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do?
E: Grab a cup of tea and get one of my goons to do it for me. Unless that Goomba has protection, then it requires a skilled hand.

9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! 
E: Tell the godfather that he will see his money again, send round trucks full of quarters to his casino, if he complains, get the fuck out the country.

10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention.

E: Take her out somewhere nice, ChaosSpikes Exquisite pub in Chicago will do, it her down and explain to her if she tells your wife, her mother wont be around for her next birthday.

Well theres my answers, but for the sake of your quiz, i will also do it properly.

Name: Brick "Pig Feeder" Top

Number of A's: 0
Number of B's: 3
Number of C's: 2
Number of D's: 5

Bonus question 1; Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel - Leader or Murder Inc., sounds like monsters inc, i like monsters inc.

Bonus question 2; For the same reason my mistress is, money, she sure don't like the smell of pigs.

Bonus question 3; Thats whats left on the floor after i throw a thug into the dog fighting pit, its called business.

MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4:
Thats for me to know, and you to find out by looking on the hall of fame.

Nello, I chose to pick mostly option E because I feel my personality is best represented by the creative freedom allowed by picking an option non-prescribed by our fin-tastic and wonderful quiz master.

Therefore, I don't feel that I lack originality. Much more original to answer entirely as myself than try to force myself into someone elses descriptions.

I wholeheartedly agree with Ziva, so much that I emulated her idea. Thanks Ziva, for opening the floodgates of my own imagination.

Ziva smiles, takes out her flask of whiskey, salutes Dalton and drinks.

You are most welcome sir. Creativity and imagination are what keep our streets flowing and interesting, I'm glad I could, as you say, open the floodgates.

Name: Cray

Number of A's: 0
Number of B's: 1
Number of C's: 2
Number of D's: 7

Bonus question 1; Al "Scarface" Capone cuz I got a scar on my face from my old lady throwing a bottle at me. Next day, she left me and moved upstate..... that's my story and I'm sticking to it, doll.

Bonus question 2; Just between us, I use to love her, but I had to kill her, she's buried in my back yard.

Bonus question 3; ink blot used for crazy fucks like my old lady.

MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4: 100k to buy yourself something nice, doll.

Lots of D's! Daaaamn! 
Come on, there must be some B and C people out there?

Also, I did a bit of work on the Wall of Fame and every generous Quiz taker should be on it now!
Fear not, I have more frames ready to go on the wall with every generous donation!!! BIG PENQUIN IGLOO WALL.

ANYWAYS.

Now hiring: 1 psychologist / educated consigliere to judge the character of all those with their fancy E options.
Do you have the capability to judge people on their personality based on 10 simple / complicated answers they give? Get in touch!

Jack had emerged from the HQ bar where he frequented on numerous occasions. He has his lucky coat, fedora and of course glasses on and in tact. He was looking lovely. Upon stumbling down the street, drunk, he decided to see what the commotion was around the strangely named 'Penquin' He has seen her before. She had a certain aura about her. One that cried, "Take me" Jack had realised his day dreams about Penquin were probably not apt for this particular moment so he listened in. Jack enjoyed quizzes and he especially liked quizzes about things.

Jack proceeded to share his answers. They were as follows:

1. What is your favourite murder weapon?
A. I don’t kill people
B. My bare hands
C. Ice pick
D. Gun

2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do?
A. Meh, let’s check in again tomorrow.
B. Grab a baseball bat and smash his windows. 
C. Break all 10 of his fingers and then make him pay you in the amound owed in quarters next week. One by one….. 
D. Lean heavy on him by intimidating him to hurt his family if he doesn’t bring the amount owed at your headquarters tomorrow.

3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do?
A. Tell him business is rough, you’re barely making a living for yourself.
B. Nod and tell him you’ll fix it, time to grab more old ladies purses.
C. Murder the prostitutes working for other crime families and steal their money.
D. Hire an accountant and set up a fixed lottery.

4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation….
A. Well, best pay my taxes then.
B. You grab the head of one of the feds and smash it against the wall. What did you say smuck?!
C. You invite the feds inside and offer them a cup of tea whilst they go through the books… you then put rat poison in their tea and watch the slowly die.
D. You offer the fella’s a deal, something to keep them happy and something keep you happy. No need for things to get ugly right?!

5. Whats your favourite colour?
A. Lavender
B. Maroon
C. Black
D. Red

6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do?
A. He can keep it! What do I care?
B. Fuck that punk, I mug his face!
C. First I am going to fucking MUG him and then when he thinks I’m done with him, I’m going to shoot him!
D. Tell the smart ass to pay you back double or else he’s going to suffer… bad.

7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?!
A. What plan of action? It’s not my bodyguards that are being shot at.
B. I’ll stay close to the boss for a while, no fuck will come close when I’m around.
C. I’ll kill everyone in a 1 mile radius that looks dodgy. Better save than sorry!
D. Time to set up a system and monitor those registered coming into the city and at what times. Will need to recruit some good people with vision, but we’ll get him. For now, I buy the boss a bodyguard as a present. 

8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do?
A. Goomba is much easier, won’t be able to run that fast. I kill it.
B. Fucking goomba, low ass piece of shit. Fuck that, I shoot the right hand man boss! Success!
C. Is my hitsquadleader retarded? Someone needs to end his suffering. I shoot the hitsquadleader.
D. Damn, not the target you had wanted but it could be a prowacker and there for a really important shot. You kill the goomba. 

9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! 
A. Damn, I got caught… let’s pay back.
B. Fucking asshole how did he find out? I will smash the security in the face next time. You pay up.
C. MY MONEY NOW. Fuck him and fuck his city.  Next time you go there, instead of playing you’ll just rob him.
D. You didn’t cheat but you decide 9 million is not worth getting on bad terms with the godfather over. You send him back 10 million. For his troubles and a better “cheat” recognition system… 

10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention.
A. You buy her a pony, there… go horse riding
B. You smack her around a bit, nothing too bad but just so she knows who is boss.
C. You kill her, you got 99 problems but this bitch ain’t one.
D. You send her some roses and take her out for dinner, then change your phonenumber. If she keeps this shit up… it won’t end well for her.

7 D's.

Bonus Questions

1. Jack Dragna - He has an awesome name.

2. I am the most handsome mafioso with my fedora on.

3. My last victims shirt pattern.

4. $150,000

After she got kicked out of the shooting range for insisting to the instructor that she WAS shooting the target in his 'head,' Corky walked back to the Borgata's HQ. She didn't go inside, she picked up the news paper and sat down on the steps. The headline read:

The mobster 1926's quiz

This looks interesting, the mobster thought to herself. As she was answering the questions a local wise guy walked up to her and said, "I didn't know they were teaching women to read these days, or are you just looking at the pictures?"

Corky calmly put the paper down, stood up smiled at the wise guy then gave him a right hook to his chin, sending him falling to the sidewalk. She laughed as he ran to the cop on the corner to complain, and the cop just waved at her. "Hey Officer Murata!" She waved back then sat back down, picked up the paper and said to herself, "Right... now where was I, question 5?"

Name: Corky

A's: 1
B's: 2
C's: 3
D's: 4

Bonus Question 1: Frankie Yale - I'm told I'm personable, and I too like good food and drink

Bonus Question 2: Wait.... I have a wife? When the heck did that happen?

Bonus Question 3: Porridge, and it's happy to see you!

MEGA BONUS Question 4: $12345 < it's a great number, am I right?

You guys are so generous! The Wall is been updated.

Kindly note that if you had planned to take the Quiz, make sure to do it either today or tomorrow.

On Wednesday, Thursday or Friday Ariadne and myself will sit down and come back with the psychological results. We expect quite a bit of work because of all these creative E people! But a big thanks to Ariadne for being so kind to help out.

Name: -Deathstalker-

1. What is your favourite murder weapon?
D. Gun

2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do?
A. Meh, let’s check in again tomorrow.

3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do?
D. Hire an accountant and set up a fixed lottery.

4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation….
D. You offer the fella’s a deal, something to keep them happy and something keep you happy. No need for things to get ugly right?!

5. Whats your favourite colour?
C. Black

6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do?
A. He can keep it! What do I care?

7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?!
D. Time to set up a system and monitor those registered coming into the city and at what times. Will need to recruit some good people with vision, but we’ll get him. For now, I buy the boss a bodyguard as a present. 

8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do?
D. Damn, not the target you had wanted but it could be a prowacker and there for a really important shot. You kill the goomba. 

9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated!
D. You didn’t cheat but you decide 9 million is not worth getting on bad terms with the godfather over. You send him back 10 million. For his troubles and a better “cheat” recognition system…  

10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention.
D. You send her some roses and take her out for dinner, then change your phonenumber. If she keeps this shit up… it won’t end well for her.

To summarize the above content here:

A's: 2

B's: 0

C's: 1

D's: 7

Bonus question 1: Of course Joe Adonis, he start with nothing, he strive and make his name something.

Bonus question 2: So why is your wife with you? Because I love her.

Bonus question 3: what do you see in this image? A fish!

MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4: Yes I am willing to donate as much as $100,000.

Anita Blake had been working on a new case, it had to be a case, she couldn't afford a desk. Things had changed dramatically since she'd started with the Regional Preternational Investigaion Team, RPIT for short, back in St Louis. Now with full Federal Marshal status she was free to go anywhere in the country she was needed, and now she was needed in Chicago. Word on the Grape vine was that Alucard had forsaken his duties in London,  flipped the bird to Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, and deserted the Holy Order of Protestant Knights. Now he was in Chicago, and this had many people worried. He was obviously going to try and claim Chicago, declare himself Prince of the Windy City, and whilst Vampires were no longer segregatd and hunted under American Law, Jean Claude and the Vampire Council were extremely worried that his political machinations might just turn the tide of support that had be garnered for the Vampire cause over the last few years.

As she wondered the dark streets she came upon a man in a tuxedo, handing out newspapers and asking people to complete the enclosed quiz. Seeing this as a valuable source of information, Anita accepted a copy, and started to answer the questions.

1. What is your favourite murder weapon?
D. Gun. Although I don't consider it Murder. I may have the highest Kill Count of any Vampire hunter in history, but its only in self defence and the defence of innocients.

2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do?
A. Meh, let’s check in again tomorrow. But Surely it should be me paying the storekeep and not the other way around? Princes don't tax the businesses of cities they control anymore, that's the governments job.

3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do?
D. Hire an accountant. Ever since the Catholic church Excommunicated me for being a Necromancer, my Godfather hasn't been in contact as much. I think he secretly blames himself for my 'eternal damnation' even though I'm now Episcopalian. They just aren't as judgemental.

4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation….
A. Well, best pay my taxes then. Honestly though, I have a great accountant, he's been doing the books for Jean-Claude for the last 300 years, what he doesn't know about financial law isn't worth knowing.

5. Whats your favourite colour?
C. Black, although I am quite fond of red also.

6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do?
D. Tell the smart ass to pay you back double or else he’s going to suffer… bad. I mean, if he's stupid enough to rob a Federal Marshall, then he maybe need's psychiatric help.

7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?!
D. Time to set up a system and monitor those registered coming into the city and at what times. Will need to recruit some good people with vision, but we’ll get him. For now, I buy the boss a bodyguard as a present. There was a time when I would have tracked the perpetrator down and just killed him myself, but vampire politics and being Jean-Claude's human servant has kind of put the kybosh on that.

8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do?
D. Damn, not the target you had wanted but it could be a prowacker and there for a really important shot. You kill the goomba. Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do and die. Jean-Claude might not always confess everything to me, but his machivellian plotting is always for a reason.

9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! 
D. You didn’t cheat. I don't cheat, I don't need to cheat, and if after ignoring me for 5 years my Godfather comes around and his first words to me are 'you cheated and robbed my casino' then I guess I'd just have to slap him in the face. Honestly though, how is a Postman going to become the owner of a casino anyway?

10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention.
Hmmm, I'm female, so I don't have a mistress. Yes the ardeur might force me into certain situations from time to time, but I'm not going to go down that road voluntarily. I already have too many lovers to count, honestly i don't know how they all put up with me, but unless its one of the top few, Jean-Claude, Micah, Nathanial or Damian, they will probably just get kicked to the kerb. So A is probably the closest.

Anita gives her answers a quick once over before filling ou the final section of the quiz.

Name: Anita Blake

Number of A's: 3
Number of B's: 0
Number of C's: 1
Number of D's: 6

Bonus question 1; after which famous mobster of the prohibition era do you take after the most and why?... to make it easier for you... here's a list!    Stephanie St. Clair, because she's the only female on the list.

Bonus question 2; so why is your wife with you? Ummm, I don't have a wife, I'm female and I'm not even marrried. I left all my boyfriends back in St Louis before you ask.

Bonus question 3; what do you see in this image? A footprint

MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4:
Please note that this quiz is brought to you entirely free, however, Penquin… has an igloo issue. Would you like to donate towards Penquins Igloo issue? Visit the Wall of Fame today! You can donate multiple times! As much as you want! As often as you want!
So, are you donating towards the Penquin’s Wall of Fame event, how much?: $........ I dontated 50% less than i wanted to donate, but the bank wouldn't let me transfer 50c. 

Satisfied with her answers, Anita sat back and waited to see what information she could discern from the other people who answered.

Name: The one and only, majestic and benevolent, esteemed editor-in-chief of The Tabloid News, his one and only grace and majesty if Pickles allows - Mr. Pickles, Tyrant

Number of A's: 1
Number of B's: 1
Number of C's: 1
Number of D's: 7

Bonus question 1; after which famous mobster of the prohibition era do you take after the most and why?... to make it easier for you... here's a list! Bugs Moran.  Easier to spell.

Bonus question 2; so why is your wife with you?  She complains I never take her anywhere.  And, she looks great in a little black dress.

Bonus question 3; what do you see in this image?  Either a laughing clown, or a way Rorschak figured out to use his dumb kids drawings at work.

MEGA BONUS QUESTION 4:
Please note that this quiz is brought to you entirely free, however, Penquin… has an igloo issue. Would you like to donate towards Penquins Igloo issue? Visit the Wall of Fame today! You can donate multiple times! As much as you want! As often as you want!
So, are you donating towards the Penquin’s Wall of Fame event, how much?: $30,000

Ariadne D'Artagnan

A-2

B-3

C-3

D-2

1.  I'm not really sure, never thought about it to be honest.

2.  She's with me because she's hot and frankly, I'm fabulous! So why not?

3.  Either a thumbs up symbol or a smiling dog (like, smiling like he's stoned happy smile) with one ear sticking up.

Due to some delays, the feds raided the paper press house (will you believe that shit?) results aren't in yet. Fear not. You've not been forgotten. If you still feel like taking the quiz you now can till July 12th. By then it really should be sorted out. Apologies for the delays! <3

Eddy takes another sip of jaeger before he parks his car and starts doing the quiz.

Name:  Some guy with aviators

1. What is your favourite murder weapon?

I'm gonna have to go with a option that is not presented "Empty beer bottle"  First you enjoy whats inside of it, than after you got a weapon.

2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do?

Option E , force him to listen to Lady Gaga whilst someone hits his toes with a hammer, if that doesn't work than you might as well ship him of to the glue factory.

3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do?

Option E,  make up for it in another way.

4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation….

Option E fake my own death as dead people don't pay taxes.

5. Whats your favourite colour?

C. Black , I have no idea what lavender or maroon is so I went with the obvious.

6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do?

Option E,  Wait for karma to kick in.

7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss his bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?!

Option E, Check who's around at the time of the shot and if someone sticks out they shall be watched like white on rice.

8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do?

Option E,  every enemy is a potential treat so better just blast it into oblivion and wait for a new target.

9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated!

Option E , send him 1 dollar and tell him to be more careful with his money next time.

10.Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention.

Option E ,  Take her out on my boat and throw her overboard as no one likes needy people.

Bonus question 1. Joe Masseria , why I liked his haircut and he dodged bullets, gotta appreciate the little things.

Bonus question 2; so why is your wife with you?  It's not cause I jacked her car, crashed that shit and then stepped away. So I guess we can say its my good looks? 

Bonus question 3:  Its Willie Nelson.

Bonus question 4: Since you called me a slacker I guess I can send you 2 dollars.

Your accountant makes note that $2 has been wired to Penquin from your account.

Solastalgia filled in the last question with his silver fountain pen before sealing the entire document in an eggshell white envelope.  Walking downstairs to Ariadne's office, he slipped the envelope under her door before eyeing the faint stain of espresso that had been tossed along with its saucer to the wall opposite her office; an incident, Solastalgia later realized, would be the reasoning behind Ariadne's insistence that he take a psychological profile.  While he remained mostly adamant that his bodyguard, Oates, had indeed tried to swindle a few extra dollars from an impulse sandwich run that Solastalgia had demanded of him, he nonetheless completed the quiz, if only to satiate Ariadne, and, to a much lesser extent, himself.

1. What is your favourite murder weapon?

E. A chequebook.  If I can't be fancy and get their deaths relegated to someone else's hands, my trusty albeit aging Mosin Nagant does splendid work.

2. The store owner of your local 7/11 refuses to pay… what do you do?

E. Cut off their paper supply.  Because we're a paper company, of course.  Then obliterate the 7/11 to kingdom come.

3. Your godfather informs you that you’re not kicking up enough… he says it politely but you know consequences are severe if he thinks you’re holding out on him… what do you do?

E.  I'd start to wonder how long I've had split personalities.

4. The feds are leaning heavy on you…. They’re informing you they’re doing a tax invasion investigation…

E. Invasion? Is Dunder Mifflin guilty of invading America's coffers with our precious tax dollars and the stimulus they provide to the city of Chicago as well as this great land of opportunity? If that is, then lock us away and throw away the key.  But if it isn't - we'll probably figure out a way to evade paying them at some point down the road.

5. Whats your favourite colour?

E. Cobalt/Grey

6. An earner steals your purse, filled with 5000 dollars. That’s right FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. What do you do?

E. I don't own a purse, but to entertain the idea, I'd probably give them a tip of the cap for their quick fingers; lord knows that I certainly don't need the cash.  Then I'd steal it back, and then some.

7. For a while now somebody has been stealth shooting your boss's bodyguards, you guys are struggling to figure out who it is. Whats your plan of action?!

E. Recruit BrickTop's Swine Intelligence Service to maintain 'round the clock surveillance of every vantage point within a 3 mile radius of the Boss's distance.  Talk to my Boss about his frequent trips to Serbia and other Great War-torn countries.

8. There’s a war going on and you’re assigned to kill a goomba… but you have a 600+ gun, FUCK! What do you do?

E. Sneak into the Goomba's safehouse, sedate them, bring them to the cellar of Dunder Mifflin and perform a taboo Wiccan ritual that allows me to stay perpetually young at the expense of absorbing other human timelines; the Goomba is then transferred to our paper mill in Scranton, Pennsylvania where he is processed through a Paper Mill, and he is never seen again.  Youth acquired.

9. You won 8 million dollars in the casino of a godfather from another city, he wants his money back… he says you cheated! 

E. Laugh and continue to clean his pathetic casino out before leaving a paltry $100,000 pity cheque.

10.  Your mistress is whining and sulking you’re not spending too much time with her. She’s threatening to call your wife if you don’t give her more attention.

E. I'd wish her good luck - the wife doesn't exist.

Bonus question 1; after which famous mobster of the prohibition era do you take after the most and why? The great white steed of our time, Clipper; never before had I met someone as wise, kind, loyal and level-headed.  I can only aspire to be a hundredth of the man that he ever was before the Federal Government locked him away for being a absolute prude misunderstood patriot for America, and for this thing of ours.

Bonus question 2; so why is your wife with you? She isn't. 

Bonus question 3; what do you see in this image?  An elegant spatter of blood.

Late to the party, TokyoZombi participates anyway. 

Number of A's: 0

Number of B's: 3

Number of C's: 6

Number of D's: 1

Bonus Q 1: Moe Dalitz, that name can easily be translated to: MORE DALLAZ. And that fits so well with me. 

Bonus Q 2: She's too scared to leave.

Bonus Q 3: Seagulls over an empty beach. 

Mega Bonus Q 4:  $50k just for you my silly friend.

D,D,B,D,A,D,C,C,D

Alllright, alllright, I think it is a safe assumption that Penquins suck with deadlines.... or maybe just me.
So many wonderful people participated in the quiz and even some more after the deadline, but it's now time to wrap this thing up!

My wall has been finalized, everyone who contributed has been put into a frame. Many thanks for your kind support people.
Mega mega big and huge penquin hugs! ~PENQUIN WALL~ ... Ps. I'm not sure how that dead Toucan got there?! :o

And now... time to address the results, initially the way I was going to publish them in terms of most A's....most B's etc and so on.
But a bunch of you's got very creative and decide the E. option was missing, thus ... fucking up my system. Thanks guys.
No problem! Penquin can get creative too! No fuuucking problem. I'll just analyze you one by one. For free! Fishies welcome.

Gimme a bit though, going to do it in chapters or else I'll be missing out on erm my fish. 

Part # 1:

Godfather ChaosSpike:
Mostly D's which hints at this guy didn't get the rank of godfather with a pack of cereal.
There's definately brains... more brains than money... $777,- donation, pfft ;)
The lack of A's tell us he's defo not lazy. He doesn't mind to do some dirty work! 

Consigliere -Capino-:
Well, this is quite the character! First he refused to donate towards the Penquin wall and then this happened:
Jun 25, 01:38:59    Your accountant has received payment of $9 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:38:52    Your accountant has received payment of $9 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:38:47    Your accountant has received payment of $9 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:38:34    Your accountant has received payment of $999 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:37:53    Your accountant has received payment of $6 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:37:47    Your accountant has received payment of $6 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:37:37    Your accountant has received payment of $6 from -Capino-.
Jun 25, 01:35:28    Your accountant has received payment of $666 from -Capino-.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE CAPINO MY FRIEND?!
Mostly's C's. That tell us you don't mess with -Capino-, he breaks your face if you piss him off... Twice!

Don DeadlySpikeS:
A very convincing amount of D's. A smart character AND he knows how to please the penquin. With fishies!
Although.. is he maybe a bit too friendly? $6969,- in donations, oh dear... WHAT ARE YOU HINTING AT SPIKE?
Maybe it's time you and me go to a nice fancy sushi bar? *wink wink*. 
No A's for this guy either, slacking doesn't pay off it seems! 

Don Kpacumup:
OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR. 9 A's. What is this? Can you be any more lazy?! I guess you can with 10 A's.
I wonder which question was answered with D now. I think it's a good thing Kpacumup is blessed with such a sexy, lovely and amazing left hand man.
What Kpacumup lacks in endurance he makes up financially! A FUCKING generous donation of 999999 dollars! This guy is doing allright.

Consigliere Ziva:
This is where things get tricky. This sexy lady took it up on herself to start answering in E's. No where did we state to do this. Yet Ziva did.
A rebel? A trend setter? A naughty vixen? I say we should check all 3 boxes! Even when the answer is given in the A-B-C-D she will still chose to answer E (red).
And she's aggresive! She has mastered the arts of throwing hubcaps. I'd say you better be nice to this lady....

Boss Cheshire:
D stands for Dominating!  Oh dear. Even when things look like they're all bad, Cheshire see's kittens! 
He doesn't like to settle down and surely likes playing with karma! A $13 just makes that even more clear.
So ladies... if you're in for a good time, Cheshire is your guy!

Boss Dexter: 
Another $6969,- donation. Are you boys trying to tell me something here?! It's kindly appreciated though!
Six pack abs would hint this is tough guy, but it appears there's some street smarts with him too.
High as fuck? Oh dear! You're supposed to be selling drugs Dexter, not doing them!!! 

Capo Cantona:
From the Ziva crew, what a coincidence! At fort hubcaps they know how to keep lively speeches... or just never shut up.
Regardles, a mega effort from Cantona! He's not shy. Not shy at all. He even got so inventive he made his own wall. 
It also appears there's some wicked love going on for turtles, I'm seriously seeing a fort hubcaps trend going on here! 

Boss Simply_Zmeika (GRHS):
A gorgeous woman, taken from our world way too soon by a bitter soul. Luckily for us, we're now in the presence of her even so beautful daughter Zmeika!
Her answers had us puzzled for a bit, cause she's all over the place! Lazy, psycho, aggresive and smart. I guess all of those skills are good for a mobster!
A great donation from her as well, clearly being a very selfless individual. We're ignoring her wittyness in the said survey, cause frankly, we can.

Boss The_Crow:
Definately not lazy this guy! Buys his wife of the market. A man of little words and simplicity. But beautiful simplicity.
Doesn't make things difficult, unless you make it difficult. Saves his energy on those that need a good roughing up and doing smart business deals.
Goes absolutely mental at the horse racing track though! I guess thats where blows off his steam! 

Part #2 soon to come! Stay tuned.