DeadlySpikeS steps up with a cigarette in each hand and his pants more than half way down.

Well, looky here, I guess I should’ve stood up sooner, but things are always getting in the way for me, spikes, slicers, and unstable floors… Some might call me a prince. Not to mention my bloodline’s, SpikeSpiegel’s, issues with animals and women on certain ships.

Either way, I am here and I am talking about something that occurred last weekend. I was given a position of leadership in Chicago, in the Suburbs, under the crew title Czylharz Bebop Edition (Part II): The Real Folk Blues.

Unlike SpikeSpiegel’s speech concerning thanks for his auth, I will keep it short enough, at least comparatively:

JakeLuciano placed me in this position, and so I owe him a thank you. I also owe Godfather Cpt-Harris one as well for his efforts to help Chicago grow and thrive. Solastalgia also deserves a thank you for being something pretty to look at over my long hours working, and a congratulations for his new position.

Maple is pretty cool and so is Ziva, not to mention that Midol. It’s not Czylbop, Ziva! (That’s not a thank you).

DeadlySpikeS pauses trying to place his mind back on track…

Right! As for anyone else who deserves a thank you, I will leave it at this: If you have stood by me or my ancestry as loyal, you are owed a debt from me which I don't know if I can ever pay, but am open to trying.

DeadlySpikeS drops his cigarettes and reloads, lighting them off of the nearest ginger’s hair.

Moving on to lighter subjects, my family has already started to get off to a good start. I have three felines: iocaste (The Lion), Ragnar_Lothbrok (Kitten), and Tilly (The Tiger). We also have a crab, which is nice because I never have to go looking around for scissors. There are a few other animals with me, and I plan to keep them well fed.

DeadlySpikeS gives iocaste some bacon, and gives General_Snip a nail file.

I am glad to be here, once again bearing the Czylharz banner of my forefathers. I hope those whose ancestry wore the banner in the past come out of the woodwork. I would bore you all with speeches of our history, but all you need to know for now is that we do like having midgets around. You can deliver them in crates, cardboard boxes, satchels, nets, but please no more plastic bags, mousetraps, or bear traps. Paper bags are okay so long as they have a good bottom and it isn’t raining or anything. If you see Ariadne around, don’t bother capturing her as she is meant to be free range.

I look forward to dealing with each and every one of you across the cities moving forward even though I know most of you already. Messaging me would be a good start. You should also sit in my room #bebop and witness me make a fool of myself regularly.

I guess that’s all I have to say for now concerning my new position. However, in my closing statement, I think it should be noted that Arrow has yet to return my dress… He also stole some lingerie… I don’t know if I want any of the clothing back now, but I think it should be known that I will not paying the dry cleaning bill even if the things are returned. If he tries to pass off the clothing to you, I wouldn’t take it unless you wanted it as a memento.

DeadlySpikeS skips around, and then raises his finger in his classic motion and says his four letter word.

Lush stood on the streets listening to DeadlySpikes speech as she sipped on her morning coffee. "Bless his cotton socks" She was thinking to herself as he mentioned all those around him showing them thanks for where he is. 

Once he finished talking Lush went over to him "Congrats on your new adventure Mr not so 'Deadly' Spike!" She said as she handed him a gift containing a brand new skipping rope and a pair of roller skates before she made her way to get yet more coffee! 

Well, Lush, these skates and rope should be quite useful... on my... adventure. I'll try not to break them, but I have a habit of doing that to things from over use. 

For now, I'll just skip around until I find a decently paved road. 

Czylbop FTW!!!

Well dont SpikeS, you're a good lad and I know you'll do well in your new role. I look forward to seeing how your new family grows.

Question comes in mind: Do we inherit the old HQ's midgets or will we have to restock from scratch? If so, we'll have to arrange teams that will hunt them on weekly basis. If not… we need more midgets…

More.

Congrats, by the way.

Siobhan walks up to SpikeS and hands him a belt with a wink.

Congratulations on attaining your own crew. I know your ancestors would be proud, if you keep your pants up that is. winks and chuckles

You will be as great a leader as you are a friend and I know you will take Czylharz Bebop far!

Hearing her name mentioned, Ziva's ears prick up and she dances over to where SpikeSpiegel is making his speech.

Congratulations again on getting yourself into a bold suit again, I know this can only mean good things for Chicago's future.

I wish lots of good things on everyone at CZYLBOP <3

Dexter hearing cheers on the street made his way towards the crow

Congrats my friend i am proud to see you once again in that bold suit

Cyzl Bebop ftw and may the swag be with you :P

I know you will do great things may it be a long and prosperous run

Congratulations Spike on getting your shiny new bold suit.

Now you just need a crew crest of you sticking your tongue out at everyone :)

_Rogue_ was listening to his boss speaking

Congrats Boss on your bold suit, I have been waiting for you to get this and you diserve it 

I endorse midgets and unpronounceable names. I mean seriously, shlarx? Shluryz? Char12eqzy? How can you fight an enemy that you can't even describe? Genius.

CaptainArab fixes his new "Bebop" badge to his rucksack and wanders off in search of his new home.

The short but very Orange man walks out on the street into the large crowd. He looks towards a man surrounded by people staring at his suit Only one thought occurs to him now.

  OOOoohh  Shiney! 

Congrats sir!

Yeah, an other man who often feeds me with bacon is authed ! A coincidence ? I think not ! 

Congratulations mister Spike. May we find lots of midgets, bacon and successes along the road. 

Congrats Spike! You must come visit me in North Side and show me how to skip like a queen.

Thank you all. It's much appreciated. So far so good. 

Skips around.

We have collected a few midgets, but they are undergoing training... We have amassed some bacon, and will deal it out to the lion. 

Congratz Spike well deserved bud. I remember my fathers stories of working with your father and they would be proud to see what we have accomplished in our young lives.