(I now hate you more than anyone else but Jono, SpikeSpiegel. This was written due to a lost bet but will still be done with proper creativity to keep it interesting for those of you foolish enough to read it.)

Demonstrate began walking down the road in search of answers, thinking to himself;

Why were we doing the things we do for money and what was the point? If we were all to die tomorrow would there be any point?

As he began to stumble with attempts to answer he was hit over the back of the head and blacked out...

After finally waking up, Demonstrate realized he was being kidnapped by the demented local Don, DeadlySpikeS. Next to him were two small  crates but he was too hazed to tell what was inside the crates. DeadlySpikeS realized he was waking up but appeared to already amid conversating with the crates. Demonstrate cleared his throat to get the man's attention, but was met with an unexpected response;

"It is rather rude for you to interrupt, Mr. Dead Beat Dad, I was just telling these children about their parents and how I was going to force you to have a happily ever after. I guess I'll just let them sit here bored as I start from the beginning for you..."

Demonstrate finally starting to recover his vision saw that there were two children in the crates, one was black and the other was Spanish or Italian looking. Both looked to be about 2 years old and too panicked to even cry. Don DeadlySpikeS slapped Demonstrate in the face and said,

"Pay attention young man, you have to take responsibility for your children. These twins are the product of your disgusting affair."

"They're not even the same race, and neither look anything like me," Demonstrate replied.

"Typical terrible parent... well with my position of power I'm entitled to force you to raise your children. I'm giving you one day to find a suitable partner to raise these children, and should I feel that the children aren't receiving the love they deserve I'm going to kill you both."

Demonstrate began to laugh, "You're insane. You're out of your mind, have you even the slightest idea of what you're saying?"

Don DeadlySpikeS pulled out his gun and stuck it in Demonstrate's face, "I think you're starting to get the picture. You're going to raise your children and there are no lies you could tell me to convince me to let you off the hook."

Demonstrate sat there and began to think, then he had an answer. "Well you're clearly off your rocker and probably going to shoot me regardless, so I pick FlouryTortoise to help raise the children."

DeadlySpikeS smiled then turned to Demonstrate, "That's a wonderful choice, let me go pick up tiggy's spork and I'll tell him the good news."

DeadlySpikeS turns around with a feverish grin suddenly changing his mind and wanting the torture to be endured for longer.

"You failed to even say their mother's name! And as for Jono and you playing dads, that'll be good... But Ziva must stay away as she will poison them with Scouse Milk!"

Strokes a kitten that appeared in his lap.

"Oh Killer Jane, do you have something to say about this? Wherever you are?"

"I don't care what your crazy mind is saying, I'll never admit that they're my kids because clearly they're not. I've never done anything but insult the whore Killer_Jane so that's just more poppycock. As for not trusting Ziva, I've met her before I understand she would attempt to kill the children with scouse food. No one should trust a scouse and you're clearly a mad man leaving poor children in the hands of an idiot and a scouse."

Demonstrate begins to leave the vehicle then turns around and kicks the cat.

"And I really hate cats!"

"Killer Jane is not a whore! She's a very good girl! Respect the mother of your children! And you and Jono would make a cute couple. You could make a nice bride some day for him, if you could steal him away from Ziva."

DeadlySpikeS starts shivering and shaking and yelling,

"Not my pussy cat, anything but my pussy cat!"

"Killer_Jane always has been and always will be a whore and a terrible person! I have no children! And how dare you call anything FlouryTortoise related cute?!? You're not just crazy, but you're clearly blind, anosmic, and demented. May God have no mercy on your soul and I hope for you to be damned to the worst fate imaginable... FlouryTortoise's lover and Ziva's food taster!"

Demonstrate slammed the door shut and ran away from the car before the insane Don DeadlySpikeS had the chance to actually hand the children over. After finally getting far enough to know he was safe, Demonstrate began to think of a good disguise and hiding place to avoid the insane Don. Demonstrate now knew he would have to live out the rest of his life in the only place DeadlySpikeS would never look for him...