La Cosa Nostra, mafia setting.
And the mafia knows about the cities bloodletting.
The creme de la creme of the scum in a world with everyone but ninjas.

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute.
Since Philadelphia had a penquin visit in it.
All change, don't you know that when
you play at this level there's no ordinary ennnnnnddd...

It's New York, or Chicago, or Detroit or,
or a lively plaaaaace!

One night in la cosa nostra and you could be dead.
The business districts are filled with gangsters but there's no crime.
You'll find a drunk in every street corner. 
And if you're lucky the drunk isn't family.

I can feel my crew leader watching over me...

One town is very like another.
When you suck up to the wrong people, brother.

It's a drugs house, it's a brothel, it's really such a pity.
To be visiting strippers when there's a rogue in your city.

What do you mean? Have you seen that new stripper Ziva in Chicago?

Penquins, Toucans (RIP), Warm and Sweet.
Some are set up in the Chicago suite.

Get Pro'd. You're missing us anyway.
Soon you will have to pay, hey hey.

I get my kicks shooting your bodyguards, in lots of parts.

One night on la cosa nostra makes a l33t dude a professor.
Not much time between civilian and wise guy.
One night on la cosa nostra and half the cities are graveyards.
I watch out for getting jailed, hihihihi

I will feel bubba next to me...

You are going to be the witness.
Noticing the jungle's fitness.
This show more than a
war between just two cities.

And thank god I am the tiger of the jungle, purrrring
or the Penquin of Antarctica, woooosshing

I don't see you guys playing
Making wooooshing noises whilst slaying.
I'd let you join, I'd give you a gun.
But the games we play will make you run.

So you better go back to your mothers, your homies, your high schools...

One night on la cosa nostra and you could be dead.
The business districts are filled with gangsters but there's no crime.
You'll find a drunk in every street corner. 
And if you're lucky the drunk isn't family.

I can feel my crew leader watching over me...

One night on la cosa nostra makes a l33t dude a professor.
Not much time between civilian and wise guy.
One night on la cosa nostra and half the cities are graveyards.
I watch out for getting jailed, hihihihi

I will feel bubba next to me...
 

Eddy walks around wondering if he's blackout drunk again just imagining a penguin singing.

I'm too drunk to taste the chicken but I'll listen to this until I sober up.

frank looks at eddy and looks at him in silent agreement sipping on his bottle of beer after listening to the penguin sing he stumbles his way across the city