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| A Petition Against Wars | Started by: Hmmm on Nov 29, '08 20:59 |
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Walking around the streets of Detroit I look around for a menace still on the prowl for the previous war. This man is so dangerous I am visibly shaken. Turning around corners with great care I continue down rallying a crowd to the street center. Ladies, Gentlemen and Rourkes! I come to you today with a hope that we can change the way wars work. We all know wars do indeed bring a certain spice to the world and some people live for it. I have a giant problem with the ways things are currently being run. My problem... I glance around the corner being sure the streets are still safe before I carry on. Ron Mexico is still alive! I mean really..just look at him. SERIOUSLY shoot him all ready. You want to have a war, go ahead but thin out the threats! Ron Mexico is quite possibly the most dangerous player walking these treacherous streets today. He may not have a rank, or even a gun for that matter, what he does have though is the most hazardous power, the power of...APATHY! One day he will unleash his inner laziness, and with a slothful moan of "meh..." We will all perish. Do not question how, for if I were to tell you the mere thought of it will haunt you for all times. Trust me Ron Mexico must be destroyed and his heart burned by the fire (bring marshmallows). For when the day arrives when he lets loose that mildly growing impassivity we will all feel his wrath(somewhat). You may not think of him much now...but one day you will know his true power and when you do it will be too late! So for the love of god. Next time you decide to war someone, forget the Consigliere hitters. Go for the throat...go for Ron Mexico! Now hurry! Run away before he decides to rear his face. TODAY MAY BE THE DAY! I scurry off down the side streets pistol raised in case this fiend decides to show his face. |
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Quoting a famous man, bless him, "You are queer." This applies to you Hmmm. We all love RonMexico, don't encourage this undeserved hatred against such a wonderful man! Scrunches up the petition and throws it. |
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| Reply by: Mane at Nov 29, '08 21:01 | |
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Zoey looks confused. Ron who? |
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| Reply by: Zoey at Nov 29, '08 21:03 | |
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I petition that this rant title be changed to something that more appropriately and accurately describes its purpose and content. Kind of like.. "Ron Mexico Who?" |
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| Reply by: Teruzio at Nov 29, '08 21:07 | |
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| Is this Telkin again? | |
| Reply by: Heaven at Nov 29, '08 21:09 | |
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The boy has a point. If it weren't for the fact that every bullet fired thus far has missed me by a matter of twenty five miles or so, I would not be put in the torturous position of having to expend the energy to respond to this. You have all failed me. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 29, '08 21:12 | |
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| Success! RonMexico was set free. | |
| Reply by: Rodney_Phatballz at Nov 30, '08 01:54 | |
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| ahahah *pats Ron on the back* no worries my friend there are a BUNCH of crazies out there and we just saw one. | |
| Reply by: bigdaddy183 at Nov 30, '08 02:17 | |
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| I vote RonMexico for not alive! | |
| Reply by: CHANEL at Nov 30, '08 03:14 | |
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| I don't know Ron and we never had a problem. So he's not a threat in my book. | |
| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 30, '08 11:56 | |
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RonMexico is a bastard and so is my mother. Oh... wait... |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Nov 30, '08 15:34 | |
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Well that can't be a very good book then, Bossman. Might I instead recommend Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Idiot? I haven't read it, of course, but I'm told I feature quite prominently. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 30, '08 15:49 | |
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*fingers through this book, "The Idiot", which features RonMexico's picture on the cover* Well I'll be damn! This guy is a BASTARD and I hate your mom to Marietta! *thinks to himself, "should I have said that?"* Oh well, Ron you're a damn idiot in my book!! *opens his book and re-writes the chapter on RonMexico* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 30, '08 16:32 | |
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It does my heart good to know that I have expanded your horizons, Bossman. Truly, it was a pleasure to be of service. I also hear it's a service to be of pleasure, but that is beside the point. However, the gift of knowledge does not come cheap, good sir. You may pay me in large bills, or larger women. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 30, '08 18:57 | |
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