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| All Ur Chi-town R Belong to Meh! | Started by: Hi on Nov 30, '08 10:00 |
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Panic not, my friends. For I am not here to cause you harm. This is not the time I predicted would happen, when I would kill everyone. Instead, there are only a select few who will suffer my wrath. Recently, a threat to the city of Los Angeles has revealed itself. In order to better protect my family, I have purchased real estate in the city of Chicago, the home of our agressors. Let me tell you how this story unfolds. Today's story is one of betrayal, conspiracy, and greed... Our story begins with the death of Fabrizio the Greaser, the former RHM to StripheCorelli. Mr. Greaser was killed because he went against the orders of his family to hold fire after the death of TaskMaster. Fab could not control his trigger finger, and death followed, and Fab's own death followed shortly afterwards. This greatly upset Fab. He sought revenge against his own Boss. The storyteller fades into a cut scene, with two mafiosi discussing business fabby> i can get him to talk about it again fabby> so i can show u proof Marco|A> please do man Marco|A> I need some sort of proof fabby> i have to wait for him to get home and get on yahoo....but what do i get for bringing u the info?!? :] Marco|A> you get a thank you Marco|A> there's not much more I can offer fabby> he dont like u BPB or hi fabby> hi will be took out first fabby> striphe told mal..he wanted la.down...do you believe me now The storyteller returns from the cut scene to continue his narrative This betrayal by Striphe's RHM was not taken seriously. Just a bitter young lad, I thought, or maybe influenced by this strange new drug he called "Yahoo". Drugs are bad for business. After all, I knew he was lying when he said that I was not liked. It is well known that I am loved by all. Children follow me like the Pied Piper and birds fly in from the sky to perch on my shoulder. I was skeptical of these charges against Striphe, but the undercover operative known only as "Marco" decided to probe further - right to the head honcho! Fade out to a cut scene Striphe> you and fp dont exactly get along Marco> Indeed Striphe> <3 Striphe> well.. when you get the urge to run a city one of these days.. if.. lets chat.. try to open one up maybe Striphe> but prozac authed you.. so yall probley close Marco> oh? Marco> Prozac didn't auth me Striphe> cuz Striphe> I *Y*&^#T#^*&^# hate them Marco> Fridge and Kendra authed me Striphe> id rather you run chi Striphe> by urself Striphe> lol; Striphe> than have them both in it Striphe> i mean Striphe> la Marco> say that we were to go ahead with that idea Marco> when are we talking? Striphe> depeneds how this all goes down Striphe> maybe it will empty tonight LOL The storyteller brings the crowd back to attention as he continues his monologue I could not believe my ears. It turns out that the rat was not lying. Striphe really WAS out to claim LA for his own! And not only that, but it seemed he was in cahoots with Malicious, the nasty evil rogue! Action had to be taken, and taken quickly. I raised my conch shell to my lips and blew as hard as I could. The team of mafiosi gathered, and we proceeded to eliminate the threats. War is bad for business, but being dead is even worse for business. Our intel suggested that it was either us or them, and the choice was easy to make. It is a shame that it had to be this way. Striphe is a respected mobster, but either greed or paranoia got the best of him, and he plotted against the City of Angels. Bad Striphe. So here we are, as the dust settles we must again begin to rebuild after a tumultuous few days. I hope that the other family Bosses will direct their members to find the recently unemployed in Chicago and offer them work with a new family. After all, there is no need for unnecessary bloodshed. It is time for things to get back to normal. Hi raises from his chair, tucks the book under his arm, and heads back to the HQ for a much needed rest |
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This Marco fella is quite the smart chap. How could Striphe possibly believe he hated FlyingPig?? Everyone loves FlyingPig. For all of your information, yes I'm involved in the war against Striphe. FabrizioTehGreaser's IRC Avenue persona informed me that the original plan was to take me down with LA, because I was "Prozac's auth". |
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| Reply by: Mane at Nov 30, '08 10:02 | |
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I'll be the first to say it. There's is no love between myself and FlyingPig. I may not be the best gangster around here, but I will do my best to defend the family. That's what it's all about. Loyalty. I will go down fighting because I believe in Striphe. I may not last long, but I am true to my family and true to my word. Loads his pistol and leaves hurriedly. |
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| Reply by: Finalizer at Nov 30, '08 10:13 | |
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| The oldtimer hobbles over to a bench and sits down,pours himself some Gin and settles in for the 4th episode of When Pigs Attack! | |
| Reply by: BlueBalls_Johnson at Nov 30, '08 10:28 | |
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Not the first time I've having a big fat lolz at that Fabrizio feller, probably not the last either. This is right in your chops guys :| |
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| Reply by: Oasis at Nov 30, '08 10:49 | |
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*walks over to join the crowd* *puffing joint* One thing we should have learned around these streets by now is that getting greedy equals getting killed. There's no patience anymore around here. Everyone wants to be the boss and not do as the boss says. Hi is a good example of waiting your turn and capitalizing when it comes. Hopefully this will be another start to peace on the streets! *takes a set on the bench, crosses leg and continues smoking* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 30, '08 11:19 | |
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*Walking around Chicago Street Drunk* Where are you pigs there's still one motherfucker left |
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| Reply by: TheKid at Nov 30, '08 11:41 | |
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| Anyone one who has worked with Hi to destroy The Corelli fam, i'm gonona try and kill you so comeon | |
| Reply by: TheKid at Nov 30, '08 11:43 | |
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Cadeus looks at TheKid Your name suits you down to the ground, look out people dead man walking. |
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| Reply by: Cadeus at Nov 30, '08 11:48 | |
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| well im gonna try and fail wish me luck | |
| Reply by: TheKid at Nov 30, '08 11:52 | |
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*notices the drunk man walking and stubbling* *continuing smoking his joint* *thinking to him,"Is this loyalty or studity?" *then thinks,"Could be a combination of both* *waits the outcome* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 30, '08 11:52 | |
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| Well good luck in finding Hi, Seems his gone into hiding. | |
| Reply by: Tekkz at Nov 30, '08 11:53 | |
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| Hi needs he's beauty sleep or he'll become a tyrant and shoot everyone just because he can. | |
| Reply by: Cadeus at Nov 30, '08 11:55 | |
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| badman more of stupidty | |
| Reply by: TheKid at Nov 30, '08 11:55 | |
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*nods in agreement* Maybe he'll sober pretty soon and realize that he indeed is a dead man walking. *continues smoking his joint on the bench outside waiting to see what unfolds* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 30, '08 11:58 | |
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| Whoes got coffee | |
| Reply by: TheKid at Nov 30, '08 12:00 | |
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| Looking at the circumstances I doubt that you would last that long as the others have already pointed out and as you may already know and have come to terms with. That may be the case but I came out here to commend you for your courage and loyalty to your family. | |
| Reply by: QuickDeath at Nov 30, '08 12:05 | |
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Man you need a supersized coffee. *laughs out loud* *throws the roach of his joint on the ground* *stands and lites another* You got a big decision to make, but you've already almost ruined your credibility. You got a task for yourself at hand. *thinks to himself, "he want make it through the night at this rate* *head off down the alley* I got money to make. See you guys around. *gone before anyone could even turn back around* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Nov 30, '08 12:06 | |
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| Moral of the story: Shut the fuck up if you want to win a war. | |
| Reply by: Hmmm at Nov 30, '08 12:47 | |
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So Hi would like to claim that Striphe was in with "the evil rogue" Malicious? Well I would like to clear that up right now. Yes, one pro shot came from Striphe's family, and AS SOON as Striphe found out about it the pro'er was killed. Many thanks to you for that pro Mancini I am sorry you lost your life for it. Now as for Hi being associated with "the evil rogue" that is a different story. My father intrusted in me a letter that he thought he should keep "just in case". Well it looks like now is a better time than any to show you all that letter: To: Malicious From: Hi Sent: Nov 27, '08 22:18 Subject: Ok, I hope you stand by your word. I also realize that BLANK has been prowacking, and I left that alone, too. Just so long as they don't make it too obvious. ——————————————————- To: Hi From: Malicious Subject: it was personal, i asked him about a poker game one time and he really disrespected me. sorry, there will be no more towards your family, like I said that was personal. ——————————————————- To: Malicious From: Hi Subject: I was going to leave you alone, but now you are attacking your former family? Wtf, man? Now, you all tell me. Who was helping that evil rogue?????? Sorry Hi but I thought our ties ran somewhat deep, and that we had an understanding. But I will not stand by while you try and make yourself look holier than thou. BTW let me know when you need help burning another WS, Mane you can feel free to ask too ;) SuperSonicMal |
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| Reply by: OneBang at Nov 30, '08 13:04 | |
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