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| Clintons at it again | Started by: Absolut on Dec 01, '08 05:03 |
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Clinton is at it again! The press announce. He's comeback and has survived the Clan Omalley take down. Briefly after his escape from near death he is now house by JimmyTheLionHeart. Reporters say today Mr. Clinton was seen hitting on the new Godfather Marietta in the coffee shops. Marietta claims to have been "creeped out" by Mr. Clinton. When talking to Mr. Clinton all I got was. <billclinton> i'll even hit it one time for you my dear </billclinton><billclinton> maybe even think about you will im doing it... if your lucky The response to Marietta telling him to say "Hi to monica" was taken out of hand. The morning after I tried to get more answers out of Mr. Clinton but only got a few words. Mr. Clinton: I did not have sexual relation's with that woman. More news coming at you as the story develops.</billclinton> |
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Crying softly to herself Marietta approaches Absolut, sniffling and dabbing at her eyes with a hanky. You said you would make the interview private and anonymous! she cries into the white lace, hoping that sir Bill himself does not overhear. As far as this "record" goes, I am off it. You hear me? Way off it. I want nothing to do with this. For the remainder of the week Miss Rossi stays hidden in the underground of Detroit, wondering when Mister Clinton will strike next... and when. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Dec 01, '08 05:06 | |
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Absolut pulls his business coat closed and buttons it. Facts are to be shared with the public ma'am. You're safe, Clinton has disappeared as to my knowledge. If I see him, I'll have someone contact you. |
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| Reply by: Absolut at Dec 01, '08 05:15 | |
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Touchstone walks past and overhears the speech. Outraged by the outrageous claim being made, he feels it necessary to correct the misinformation being spread across the 7 cities. Ladies and gentlemen, please, do not listen to this man. Yes, although some of what he says is true -- BillClinton did indeed, 'hit' upon Godfather Marietta -- she herself is not entirely without blame. The claim that she just told Mr. Clinton to say "Hi to Monica" is a bold-faced lie. I have it on good word (my own), that her goodbye to the man in question was not as innocent as Absolut would have us believe: <Kendra>GO DO MONICA <Kendra>IN THE EYE Yes, that is correct. Godfather Marietta, who wishes to be known only as "Kendra" when out for coffee, set the tone of the conversation and is clearly trying to seduce Mr Clinton with talk of a sexual nature. Thank you, and that is all. |
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| Reply by: Touchstone at Dec 01, '08 05:16 | |
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Absolut sighs. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, Touchstone. How could you! Absolut phones Marietta. |
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| Reply by: Absolut at Dec 01, '08 05:40 | |
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Gotti stands next to the report, with a big smile on his face, slightly waving, and looks at the camera while murmoring, "Hello Mom!" Erm... Nice report... |
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| Reply by: JohnGotti at Dec 01, '08 13:06 | |
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| errrrrmmmmm well errrrmmmm all i have to say to this is LOL i mean who makes a news report on someone having sexual contact with another person :) | |
| Reply by: Death-Knight at Dec 01, '08 15:18 | |
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Mr. Clinton gets word back about what the press has published and bolts into action Quick Hillary call my lawyer.. and No baby its not true. I did not propose that sexual orientation to that lady. Later Clinton address the press I was up late last night working and I worked on until pretty late last night. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. I also said no such comment to the GF And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you. |
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| Reply by: WilliamClinton at Dec 01, '08 15:26 | |
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Gotti turns around to Death-Knight Its a new age! Its a new generation. Sexual contact, sexual performances, sexual pleasures, are now made public! Woot! Gotti starts dancing, and smiling |
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| Reply by: JohnGotti at Dec 01, '08 15:27 | |
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Joins in the dancing Hehe cool but it should have a little privacy though huh? Dk taps himself on the head and thinks to himself "Damm man i shouldnt of drank so much those few night ago and slept in my own sick in a basement somewhere things change to quick man.. |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at Dec 01, '08 15:35 | |
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Gotti stops dancing WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Should of seen the guy down the street, running down the road in a Gimp suit. Now thats sexual public performance! Gotti starts dancing yet again |
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| Reply by: JohnGotti at Dec 01, '08 15:42 | |
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| clinton, let me introduce you to chainy >:} | |
| Reply by: gameownage at Dec 01, '08 16:35 | |
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| Best Friends With Mr Whip Right Game? | |
| Reply by: Dispatch at Dec 01, '08 16:39 | |
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gameownage clears his thraoat and looks worried as he walks away pulling his lawyer along how the hell did he know that tom? tom: i- i dont know! I JUST DONT KNOW! AHH!! tom jumped out the fifth story window as gameownage pulled jack along how jack, give me some answers! jack: i- i dont know! |
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| Reply by: gameownage at Dec 01, '08 16:41 | |
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