Or is there a more sinister plot a foot? i was talking to a chum who was explaining to me how harry potter, is a serial rapist, and has been raped multiple times by hagrid and dumbledore, i'm high you say? (probably)

well look through the movies, ( i btw dont think the books/movies are genuinely about rape i think the links are just funny)

firstly he who cannot be named, we are certain this is just the code name for dumbledore so that harry wont mention what was happening to him, thus why nobody can name him, because it is in truth dumbledore who is he who cannot be named and the whole school can never talk of it ever. with a capital NOPE.

Also we all know Harry and hermoine should have been together it was written in the stars. but not in J.K rowlings hand writing of course. see we think harry 'buggered' hermoine so to speak this is why she seeks sympathy from a ginger it just makes sense okay?

If you had a 12 foot tall bearde man appear at your home one day, kneel down slightly and look into your eyes and whisper the words 'you're a wizard harry' and ask you to go with him on his motorbike, your rape alarm would go off into the middle of next week. don't tell me harry potter didn;t get fondled by a big bearded man because he definetely was and i have shady evidence to prove it.

That broomstcik flying gal from my family and proffessor mcgongegal were some of the only female teachers in the whole story (excluding some others like the psychic weirdo)  dumbledore were at them like a rabbit, he couldnt get enough and i bet they hated it

Also snape definetely raped lily potter, you just know it. when h e was reminscing he made sure to cut that bit out.

There were a few other things but i forget, i reiterate i in no way am taking this seriously, just when my friend explained it to me i pissed myself a bit

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No.

I wonder how isn't this considered trolling?

i pissed myself a bit

About the only thing there that was true. Nods 

Why does everyone in Harry Potter have to be raped? Your friend may have a fetish he's hiding from you.

Why does everyone in Harry Potter have to be raped? Your friend may have a fetish he's hiding from you.

Hiding?

I'm from Love Hina meets Harry Potter, so I know there has to be rape - only in Mahou Sensei Negima and not Harry Potter.