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| Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Started by: Santa_Claus on Dec 02, '08 23:46 |
| Striphe your such a Scrooge! Get some spirit! Yes, he's breaking and entering, but thats OK! | |
| Reply by: WildTurkey at Dec 03, '08 14:53 | |
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Tempe looks at Santa with wide innocent *looking* eyes, and says in her sweetest voice But Santa, my mommy taught me that playing with guns is good, and that shooting people purifies your soul :) |
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| Reply by: -Temperance- at Dec 03, '08 21:30 | |
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*looking at the Santa as if he had slapped Marley's mother* I told you I wanted that sling shot and you promised! *runs off down the street whining* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Dec 03, '08 21:55 | |
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*Waits patiently for santa to deliver his gold grill.. Oh, thanks santa. thanks for my gold grill. it matches my crown. |
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| Reply by: MidgetMolly at Dec 03, '08 22:00 | |
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| Cooooool Santa hmmm what do i want??............ i want a brand new car !! | |
| Reply by: Death-Knight at Dec 04, '08 05:59 | |
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Question! First right answer get 50k prize!!! Where Santa Claus live? |
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| Reply by: Dogmeat at Dec 04, '08 15:38 | |
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| The ghetto? | |
| Reply by: TonyDaCappa at Dec 04, '08 16:58 | |
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2atatime, That gift may be a little early. Bossman Marley, we ran out of slingshots that year due to the North Pole Olympics. Molly, a gold grill you say? I will see what I can do in this era of poor technology. Death Knight a car is a bit hard to fit onto my sleigh but I will see what I can do little buddy. Dogmeat...Hands you a silver bullet... Tony, be nice or Im going to surrand wrap you while your sleeping. |
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| Reply by: Santa_Claus at Dec 04, '08 17:59 | |
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Pure waits in the que for the gangsters to jump off santa's lap. As 2ataTime jumps down, the elf unhooks the rope and Pure is able to walk through. He jumps up onto Santa's lap. Hiii! All I want for Christmas is a Tonka Truck! Last time I had one I was 8 years old. Failing that, I would like an evening with one of your beautiful elf people. Ill provide the wine :) |
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| Reply by: Pure_Healm at Dec 04, '08 18:19 | |
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~Walking past the velvet ropes, Glare stares at The Jolly Old man himself. Walking timidly forward holding tightly onto Caveman's hand Glare finds herself hoisted up onto Santa's lap. Getting her nerve up She shyly asks Santa to bring her a new pair of jammies and a puppy dog. |
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| Reply by: Glare at Dec 05, '08 05:20 | |
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| I want too bang Mrs Claus :p | |
| Reply by: IRON at Dec 05, '08 11:01 | |
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Hello Pure_Healm, a tonka truck it will be! Glare, no need to be scared, a pair of jammies and a suppy dog, I will see what I can do. Sends his elves after Iron to take him out back into the alley and teach the little guy a lesson! |
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| Reply by: Santa_Claus at Dec 05, '08 14:51 | |
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Ahh Santa I could use a New Pistol And if its not too much trouble, some cookies |
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| Reply by: Shagtastic at Dec 05, '08 15:03 | |
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| *screams and yells before being thrown out, with the smell of Tequila on his clothes* | |
| Reply by: IRON at Dec 05, '08 20:56 | |
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