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| The Rourke's sing for the Orphans this Xmas | Started by: QuagmireRourke on Dec 05, '08 17:14 |
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Every year, around this time, us Rourke non-family Brothers with different Mothers and Fathers like to give a little something back to the community. This year, we're performing at the local orphanage to bring joy to those less fortunate. Let's face it, the gift of music is perfect at this time of year (plus Fu controls the purse strings so there's NO WAY they'll get gifts.) So please, sit back and enjoy our musical musings. Maybe spare a thought for a loved one, someone less fortunate than you or maybe just Birday. For if music be the food of love, slap my bitch up! *Quagmire, backed by his talented musical non-family brothers with different mothers and fathers starts to strum his guitar (which makes a change from a midget) and addresses the child who was orphaned 11 years ago* Don't cry, it's Christmas Santa's coming soon Though you ain't got a mommy or daddy Santa still loves you He's driving here on his reindeer To trample down the gloom Don't cry, it's Christmas Santa's coming soon Brian, Eddie and Michael Rourke (ably assisted by the dead Archie) break into a barber shop version with a huge acapella crescendo of the first verse *Quagmire turns to the less fortunate of the Orphans and sings the next verse, first to the little girl* Don't cry, it's Christmas Santa's feeling kind Though you know you'll never see him He's not just in your mind Its not that he's invisible It's because you're going blind So don't cry, it's Christmas Santa's feeling kind The Rourke's non-family all star singers break into a rap version of the same verse *secondly, Quagmire turns to the little boy, an almost tiny Tim figure in his gait and pallid looks* Don't cry, it's Christmas Santa's on his way Though he's got to see a billion children He's only got one day You've got slightly less than that If I were you I'd pray Don't cry, it's Christmas And it sounds a little gay. RourkeyRourke resings this touching verse in his very own soprano voice *Quagmire turns to the newly orphaned young 10 year old girl who feels that it's just all her fault* Don't cry, it's Christmas You know what Santa thinks Even though you're the reason your daddy left And your mommy turned to drink And your Uncle George wouldn't touch you 'there' If you just stopped wearing pink Don't cry, it's Christmas You know what Santa thinks ThomasRourke and Fu kamikaze beat box' and gets jiggy with that verse *Quagmire finally turns to the poor chap in the corner. He clicks, winks and points whilst mouthing 'this last one is for you, keep your chin up little man'* Don't cry, it's Christmas Santa will be there Even though you're a co-joined twin And you got the ginger hair You know you're never getting laid And no girl will touch you 'there' Don't cry its Christmas Santa will be there The Rourkes re-sing the last verse in the styling of Rick Astley with a huge jazz hands finale No need for applause children. YOU are the real heroes. Merry Christmas and a Rourkish new year one and all! *The Rourkes bow, exit stage left as the PA booms out 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ROURKES HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING' |
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Applauds in a passionate manner Bravo! Bravo! I do say, that really gets me into the holiday spirit. If I see a tiny Tim character, I shall make sure to kick his crutch out from under him and sing about that too. |
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| Reply by: Teruzio at Dec 05, '08 17:18 | |
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Walks in and takes a seat at the front of the room... Very odd I must say, a bit on the naughty side but sounded nice. Merry Christmas! Gathers some 18yr old orphans and heads off out back... |
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| Reply by: Santa_Claus at Dec 05, '08 17:21 | |
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Zoey wiped a tear from her eye. That was beautiful. I've never heard anything so inspirational. Quagmire, lets get hitched and adopt all these orphans. They'll have a wonderful life working for us in Detroit. |
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| Reply by: Zoey at Dec 05, '08 17:35 | |
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*Looks at Zoey* If you're proposing just take the family name............... ...........Yeah, why not. We can have wheelchair races and everything! |
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| Reply by: QuagmireRourke at Dec 05, '08 17:38 | |
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I must say it was quiet amusing. I laughed so hard I cried! but in all seriousness we should lay off the orphans they might very well be the next Don of your city! How would you feel if you got a new boss and asked him for a favor and he up and told you "Hey! I remember you! you sung about me never getting laid!" you can fugetabout the favor. anyways good job Rourk you are a shining star in a desolate sea of the untalented :P |
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| Reply by: bigdaddy183 at Dec 05, '08 17:46 | |
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| Yes it was quite amusing. I just hope someone can eat all those orphans. | |
| Reply by: Norby at Dec 05, '08 17:54 | |
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Hmmm Very Good Very Good :) By the way everyone i hope you are all rdy for Christmas cause i bloody aint lol |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at Dec 05, '08 18:45 | |
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You should have seen last years festivities at Brians gospel meeting. Lets just say it was of the highest order.......well, unless you include the midgets.... nuff said |
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| Reply by: QuagmireRourke at Dec 06, '08 18:52 | |
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Claps till his hands hurt Such elegance in your singing, I must say! The definition of talent! Those orphans are now gleeful, minus the presents, parents, and santa hating them. |
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| Reply by: WildTurkey at Dec 06, '08 19:03 | |
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*comes running up* Did I here midgets?!? You know how I feel about midget! *thinks to himself,"Do they know how I feel about midgets?"* *birds curping* Huhhhhhh.....they're nice people.. *slowly puts up his wallet with picture of Marley and a midget strip club back home in Jamaica* |
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| Reply by: Bossman_Marley at Dec 06, '08 22:03 | |
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hmmmmmmm so the line 'here little darlin, don't shed no tears' was about you about to violate a midget? I doff my cap to you sir! |
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| Reply by: QuagmireRourke at Dec 06, '08 22:05 | |
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