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| A Drunken Adventure (RP) | Started by: Muqtada on Dec 09, '08 11:26 |
| yesh... hookers! oooooh we GO as hookers I like it. I just happen to have a collection of garters... we're going to need some glitter, beads, and duct tape... and and staring up at the lightscan't help it.. shiny snaps out of it Man I need a drink, anything worth doing is worth doing right guys. | |
| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 13:26 | |
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Muqtada is visibly excited at the prospects of the latest idea Uhh, duct tape I think is in the office. I don't know about glitter, but I've got one hell of a set of moobs I can use to get beads! Raoul, why do you have garter... oh, nevermind, let's just get in costume. |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 13:30 | |
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right. yeah. were just dressing up as hookers for Muqtada. Right Raoul? No Other Reasons >.> <.< ^.^ ohh, i have duct tape covered. i think Muqtda can probably sort out the beads and glitter ... |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 13:30 | |
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one sec guys walks out the door a few minutes later he stumbles back in in bright red killer heels, black fishnets, a candyt pink boobtube, green eyeshadow, big bright red lipstick and a messy blonde wig i err... found these in the car *coughs* Lights a large, oversized cigar |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 13:37 | |
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What....? theres nothing irrational about this its been planned to perfection. Except the one part, then the whole get away, and then the what we do when we get him. Just small details that will work themselves out. I'll volunteer to make the ransom letter.... ummm is there going to be a ransom? Takes a pull off his flask of bourbon, passes it to Adieu. Wonders off into HQ for his garter collection. Strolls back in wearing a little red dress with slits in the sides and five visible garters on one leg and three on the other. Tosses a box of garters on the floor *hic* we get to keep tips right? hows my makeup? Can I get a cigar? |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 13:43 | |
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Muqtada hops into his office and comes out wearing black stilettos, fishnets, a ultra-mini-skirt so small he has to put on whitey-tighties beneath to stop from dangling below, a tank top a few sizes too small for him, a brunette shoulder-length wig, and plenty of black eyeliner and eyeshadow, and dark red lipstick. Interestingly, he does not have any hair showing in his exposed midrift of underarms. Putting on a falsetto voice, he turns to his comrades-in-drag. What do you think, guys? |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 13:47 | |
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| I date ya! guess I need a wig runs back to his locker | |
| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 13:54 | |
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great! but... dude... you just popped out.... chucks a cigar to Raoul you want one Muqtada? turns around and starts shaving off his stubble how de we getaway? how do you think? we take a cab! duhhh! |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 13:54 | |
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Comes back with dread locks hanging down to his shoulders What? its all I could find... hope he likes exotic women with facile hair, cause I'm going au naturale. lights the cigar from Adieu Cab huh... that solves the get away. I was going to say camels with baskets but that would be to conspicuous. |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 14:08 | |
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Muqtada looks up and down the "gals" and catcalls Y'all look marvelous! Simply marvelous! Let's go get in the cab, but we should probably walk the last block so they don't get suspicious. The trio walk outside and hail a taxi. The first one by screeches to a halt to accommodate such lovely looking "ladies." They tell him to drive to a location a block away from the Devil's Advocates HQ and to wait for them with the engine running before handing over a stack of bills. Having sobered up a bit during the drive, Muqtada looks to his friends and wonders: Well, here we are, shugas. This should get us inside, but what the hell are we going to do once we're in there? How are we going to manage to sneak their own leader out? Ahhh, screw that. We'll just have to improvise. Let's go knock on the door! |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 14:14 | |
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drugs. lets spike his drink ;) |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 14:22 | |
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| Reply by: Nathown at Dec 09, '08 14:27 | |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 14:28 | |
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Genius! I always keep a stash of barbiturates with me, to sell of course. That'll get him out of it enough that we can bring him along with us. You two will just have to be distracting enough to the other crewmates that I can get him out while their attention is on you. And if he's not in the room right away, we'll just have to be rowdy enough that he comes down to see us. Muqtada knocks heavily on the door and pulls out a boombox playing Right Said Fred 'I'm too sexy" Here we go, guys, into the lion's den! A guard opens the door to a pulsating baseline as well as three pulsating waistlines, and Muqtada gibbering in his most fabulous voice possible Did somebody call for a par-tAY? Because we delivered! Oh. Mai. Gawd. You look just so ah-DORE-able in that suit. Oh I just want to eat you up! Slurp Now wouldn't you like that? wink Later tonight, baby, now open the door wider and let mamma come on in and show you all a good time! The three burst past the doorman and head straight into the living room, grinding up against everyone present. |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 14:35 | |
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Adieu jumps onto the table, and starts doing a provocative dance, running his hands up his hairy legs<?em> helloooo fellas 'she' winks, his whole body mimicking his eye |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 15:07 | |
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Looking around, Muqtada breathes a sigh of relief when he sees Dante is in the room socializing with the rest of his crew, just as confused and amused as they are at the spectacle. 'She' decides to dance 'her' way over to Dante, suggestively winking or stroking at all the family 'members' along the way. The disguises are working perfectly and everyone is enjoying themselves so much they don't even notice Raoul's armpit hair or the scruff on Adieu's face. Well hey there, big man. We heard it was your birthday d'ya wanna open up your present? Muqtada giggles and pours a drink for Dante, deftly slipping some roofies in with the vodka. Prancing up to him again, he decides to start what appears to be a striptease to get Dante's attention and start him drinking the nefarious brew. |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 15:45 | |
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Spots a table in the center of the room, climbs onto the table as the smoke starts to hang heavy and the cat-calling intensifies. Throws five assorted color smoke bombs around the room. Are you naughty boys ready for a show? Pulls the flask back out from "her" bra and empties it into "her" mouth. Whips out a lighter and spits out the bourbon over the flame, creating a fire ball half the size of the room above the bar. Now with everyone mesmerized by the flames and looking up. |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 19:31 | |
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Muqtada, looking around the room and seeing all eyes fixed on Raoul, senses that this is the moment 'she's' been waiting for. Dante has been lulled into a deep stupor by a combination of numerous drugs and alcohol. At this moment, 'she' deftly swoops Dante up and walks right out the front door with him hunched over 'her' shoulder. Not even a single bodyguard looks up from the flaming spectacle put on by Raoul to check on their boss. They simply assumed that he ordered a separate girl for himself and would want privacy. Having lurched out the door with the man on 'her' shoulder, Muqtada staggers up the street to where the taxi was supposed to wait. It's not there. It must have left as soon as the driver figured out where they were headed and what they were up to. Damn, should have kept in character while they were in the cab. Thinking for a moment, Muqtada decides to call back for a ride. There's no way he can get himself and Dante into a cab together without ringing all sorts of alarms with all the drivers, so it will have to be one of the family that picks him up. Muqtada finds the nearest pay phone and dials the HQ. "Hello? Oh, hai boss. Uhm, so this is gunna sound a bit, er, strange. But I'm a tad drunk and need a pickup. And I've got a surprise for you when you get here." Hayley agrees to come pick him up, so Muqtada gives her an address a few blocks further from Dante's HQ, so as not to arouse suspicion, and waits there for his ride. |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 19:55 | |
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