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| Jokes | Started by: ireland_12 on Dec 09, '08 16:53 |
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Does anybody know any good jokes? Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'." |
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Knock knock whos there? me me who? memememememe Knock knock whos there? Icee Icee who? Icee Deadpeople haha I am great! |
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| Reply by: Santa_Claus at Dec 09, '08 18:51 | |
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Whats the baddest animal to play cards with? --a cheetah (a cheater) hilarious much i know ! [= Yours Truely, xxSunShinexx |
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| Reply by: xxSunShinexx at Feb 12, '09 21:44 | |
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The jokes on this thread.
Hahahahahahaha |
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| Reply by: StillSmokin at Mar 22, '11 00:55 | |
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar...
one turns to the other and says "I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there." |
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| Reply by: TWENTYCHARACTERLIMIT at Mar 23, '11 10:21 | |
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I was stood outside the pub having a cigarette last night when this fucker in a wheelchair said, "Why do you smoke when you don't have to?" I looked at him and asked, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
I was at the urinal having a piss next to a dwarf when I noticed he was winking at me. I felt this was a bit weird so turned my back slightly, but checked again and he was still winking at me. So I said, "Whats your problem? You fancy me or something?" He replied, "No your splashing me in my eyes you bastard!" |
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| Reply by: Authentic at Mar 29, '11 21:41 | |
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A guy walks into a bar wearing a three piece suit, a fake beard and top hat. The barman looks at him wierdly and asks
Whats with your clothes?
Costume party, the theme is your true love. The man replies
But you look like Abe Lincoln, the bartender says in suprise
Yeah, my last four scores were seven years ago
Bad Dum Tish! |
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| Reply by: Tommy_Carroll at Mar 29, '11 23:25 | |
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A man is driving down the street. He sees a sign that says
"Come get fucked by the sisters of everlasting hope"
He thinks to himself...why would nuns have a sign like this?
He then begins to get curious and decides to go check it out
After about 10 minutes, he sees the small little buildng that the sign directed him to. As he enters, he is greeted by the head nun. He says to the nun "the sign said come get fucked. So can I get fucked?"
"Sure" she says and points him to a door on the left side of the room."Just give me 200$, go through that door, and wait for us to open the door on the oposite side"
He goes through and only has to wait about 60 seconds before the door opens. As he walks through he sees another nun.
"Can I get fucked?" he asks
"Sure. Just one more door to go through. Oh, but first you must pay a small fee of 200$"
"But I just paid you" he says
The nun replies..."Yes but this is a special thing that only the sisters of everlasting hope can do to you"
Reluctantly he gives the nun his money and goes through the door. When the other door opens, all the man sees is a sign. It says.... YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FUCKED BY THE SISTERS OF EVERLASTING HOPE!
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| Reply by: Leesil at Mar 31, '11 08:24 | |
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