There was a man who walked out into the Alley of the Rainbows with a hat made of gold and he looked around at all the mobsters with their guns and sat down and ordered a large stack of flapjacks. Munching away on the flappyjacks he made a phone call to Big Bruno Banana Shoes of the Tuba Time Crime Syndicate out in Milwaukee. Robert the Rabbit answered the phone and told him that his order of solid brass trombones and 42 bullets were on their way and that a hit list of people who did not respect the Bunny of Time were going to be scuba diving with no tank soon. A pair of shoes stomped across the Sandal Socks Beach as Bobby Bottom Pizza Shoe Shine Dino Toes went dancing at the rabbit moon cafe... Shirley Shoebox looks at the rabbis of rainstorms and says...

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My god those drugs were good. He then started violently shaking and was rushed to the hospital where he later died and the story was over. 

His funeral will be one to remember. Every mobster that showed for his funeral, had a stuffed rabbit in their arms to show respect to Rabbis. There are pink, blue, white, purple and any other color of stuffed rabbits one could imagine. Each Mobster took the turn laying a stuffed rabbit, next to the casket, to give their last respects. 

Did we all just become best friends!?