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| Reason for Mane's demise. | Started by: Sebastian on Dec 10, '08 06:37 |
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Shuffling out from behind the Philly dumpsters I look around for the mad woman hunting me down. With a quick glance around the corners I head to the streets. Striking a match and raising it to my lips I take a few quick puffs to ease my shaking. Well as you all know. Don Mane from Philly was just gunned down a few hours ago. And I have deduced the REAL reason behind this takedown. It was not about power or preemptive strikes it was GASP .....me! Frowns Yes! This takedown was because Marietta is so in love with me that no family I join other then her own will result in that family being prematurely taken out (Much like Prozac's love life). I'm sorry Jimmy but there is a good chance you will be next. Her fury will find you and hunt us all down. It is a sad state of affairs, with her being a godfather it would be highly inappropriate for her to say openly admit this so expect a rash denial. But do not fall for this hoax! It is all part of her master plan, to try to get me to come aboard her jolly family. Now while this family is excellent others need me as well. So take heed! This is the real reason for all past wars! Marietta was behind them all! Trying to coax me into a Detroit family. Marietta you are wonderful but really....must I get a restraining order? (P.S. I love you really Marietta <3) |
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| I always thought she loved me :( | |
| Reply by: Devilish at Dec 10, '08 11:52 | |
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| Unfortunately no one likes you, so that's that plan scuppered! | |
| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Dec 10, '08 12:13 | |
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I think the reason Mane died is that his members had something coming out today. Something so utterly mind blowing it had to be stopped. Who knows. It may still be heading your way? Or maybe not. OR MAYBE. who knows eh? |
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| Reply by: lololz at Dec 10, '08 12:54 | |
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| It really was all about Sebastian. Hate to break hearts and all, but business is business, and that fluffy little bunny will be mine. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Dec 11, '08 13:12 | |
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Thank you for clearing that up Marietta. A valid reason if I ever saw one. It is also nice to see you out among us common folk. G'day. |
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| Reply by: lololz at Dec 11, '08 14:17 | |
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Aw, how cute. ALL IS FORGIVEN. |
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| Reply by: NoDice at Dec 11, '08 15:25 | |
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| The truth comes out! To the presses folks! | |
| Reply by: Sebastian at Dec 12, '08 00:59 | |
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