An enterprising young gangster rolls up to the street in an old beat up jalopy. He steps out of his car and begins announcing to the 400,000,000,000,000 people who have gathered to hear him speak.
HEAR YE HEAR YE
I am announcing the opening up of the "Yer Nan Service." If interested, you may pay me money and I will insult a fellow gangster of your choice with a rather inappropriate "yer nan" comment. All clients will be kept confidential, yet all insults will be scathing and fairly hurtful.
Please contact me for prices. Thank you.
The gangster drives away as you hear him yelling "YERRRRRRR NANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" in the distance. |
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I would like to use your services on the condition of my name staying anonymous.
Please insult ThomasRourke, but do not let him know that I, WafflesRourke, was the instigator of this shenanigan.
Thank you.
WafflesRourke |
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ThomasRourke, eh? I would be most happy to do this for you, good sir! |
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How much for a yer nan comment to the Godfather? |
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I have sent you a letter regarding your inquiry. |
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Thank you, Rourkey. I hope she doesn't kill us. |
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Godmother Marietta seems like the type to enjoy a few Yer Nan jokes. Hell, who doesn't? |
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I am a satisfied customer of the service and guarantee great results |
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I'd like you to insult my nan if you would.
I'm wondering if she will understand the irony. |
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Yer nan was doubly insulted and invited me inside her vag for punch and pie. |
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Thank you, Rourkey. This was a brilliant idea, one I expect to utilize to the fullest. My first victim has already been struck... who knows who will be next?
Attempts an evil laugh and fails miserably, mumbling to herself as she walks away kicking rocks on the street. |
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Thank you so far to all of those who have supported the Yer Nan Service thus far and I hope that the personalized messages delivered were of the quality and individuality that you have all desired.
Let me issue a personal guarantee that in no way, shape, or form will your "Yer Nan" messages be recycled for use towards another recipient. We at the Yer Nan Service take a great deal of pride in our customer service and will not tolerate shoddy product littering the streets.
Again, thank you all for your time, and please contact me for your "Yer Nan" needs. |
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While business is slow as of late, please note that we have fixed our delivery services and are still operational. |
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