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| SURVIVE: Last man standing, armed by 1 thing | Started by: Squishy on Sep 17, '13 19:56 |
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You are locked in a Home-Depot (Large chain home improvement/construction store in the US). It is an epic battle against all other people locked in the store, only one will survive. Arm yourself with 1 item to kill off and win this survival game.
Rules: You can pick only one item, however, we will assume it will have an unlimited supply of its... thing. (Gas powered things have gas, electric things have realllllly long cords, air powered things have a compressor) Each item also has an unlimited supply of its ammo. Example being if you chose a staple gun, you have an unlimited supply of staples.
Place the URL of the item that you would choose in your post, and explain why you think it will win.
The main website's URL is http://www.homedepot.com/ |
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I think I would go with this. Its a weed wacker, but has a saw blade used for cutting thicker brush. It probably couldnt take many hits before its damaged, but I would have a decent range with it, and if it just touches you, its doing some major damage. |
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| Reply by: Squishy at Sep 17, '13 20:09 | |
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I choose this: http://www.homedepot.com/p/Lincoln-Electric-Port-A-Torch-Kit-KH776/202339712 Welding torch, gas, backpack for portability, and glasses included. The torch will cut straight through someone's flesh, so it's plenty deadly once I get into close range. It's relatively quiet, and can be turned off completely for when I need to go ninja. It's versatile, and I can use it to do things like weaken the supports on shelves to crush people in the aisles without approaching them. If I have to get into close-range combat, I'll have the advantage that my weapon blinds my opponents. People who rely on ranged weapons like nail guns will have a hard time figuring out where exactly I am behind the blinding light. It should give me an opportunity to close the gap, especially if I have the element of surprise aided by the flash of light. The smell of burnt flesh shall be known throughout the store, as the man with the welding torch emerges victorious. |
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| Reply by: Drunky at Sep 17, '13 20:12 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/Surebonder-Pneumatic-Temperature-Conhat'strolled-Industrial-Glue-Gun-PRO600/203837904#.Uji2RsZ6aM4 400 degree glue, shoot them right in the eyes and glue together their mouths. They can't see me if they're blind or bite me if they can't open their mouths. I'd obviously have to be at a high vantage point whilst the glue dries but thats it. I'd probably shoot like a massive circle round me too and hopefully people get stuck in that too. |
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| Reply by: blink at Sep 17, '13 20:28 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/Sportsman-5-Piece-Hunting-Knife-Set-SKS5/203005564#.Uji9KMKMuIU
I'm not too picky, so I went with what seemed effective yet classic in its own way |
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| Reply by: Eddy at Sep 17, '13 20:39 | |
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http://www.nailgundepot.com/Senco-Fusion-FN65DA-15-Gauge-Cordless-Finish-Nailer-114-to-212-Details.html
finishing nailers are stronger, and at 2 1/2 inch nail burrowed in the skull a great choice or through the eyes. Hand held, quick recharge, rapid fire mode for that assault weapon feel or individual nailing for extracting information. Nitrogen cylinder boosts damage to victims and at 11lb in weight great for cracking open a skull or smashing a hand before nailing someone down as bait to pull out other hunters in home depot. |
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| Reply by: BackToShootPeeps at Sep 18, '13 00:57 | |
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Blink, when you are done winning the event with your glue gun you can make a bitchin' scrap book of the memories. |
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| Reply by: Squishy at Sep 18, '13 01:54 | |
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maybe next time do like dead rising 2 and combine up multiple home depot items into weapons, without all of us getting sent to gitmo |
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| Reply by: BackToShootPeeps at Sep 18, '13 16:15 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/ECHO-18-in-40-2-cc-Gas-Chainsaw-CS-400-18/100675470#.Ujnf9R3FXlM Can't really beat a classic. I don't really think I need to explain how I would go about it besides maybe 'Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Aaaaaah....save meeeeeeeee' :P |
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| Reply by: McLuvin at Sep 18, '13 17:28 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/DEWALT-2-in-x-6-in-II-Steel-Toe-Brown-Size-11-D66002-11/202698301#.Ujnns2FwbbU Elegant classic for when its that time of the month and I just want to kick your head in... or your teeth out. Water proof, electric shock resistant, anti slip soles, armoured toe cap. Stylish and comfortable, just like my Jimmy Choo's |
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| Reply by: AnitaBlake at Sep 18, '13 17:54 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/Opal-Large-Quilted-Fabric-Hammock-QOP/203643658#.Ujn_atK-qUs Its primary use would be to allow me to enjoy what little time I had before the sweet embrace of death takes me. |
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| Reply by: Cantona at Sep 18, '13 19:30 | |
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Cantona's secret attack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdByV8HNrjU |
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| Reply by: Squishy at Sep 18, '13 19:35 | |
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i felt queazy just watching |
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| Reply by: BackToShootPeeps at Sep 18, '13 20:33 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/t/204382319#.UjoSRT_-UxM Whats more scary than a man with a chainsaw or a garden strimmer? Thats right, a man with a blender. Its obvious that this man will do ANYTHING to save his life, hes managed to break the plasctic jug to reveal four metal blades rotating at 10,000 RPM. Oh so your strimmer has a longer reach? This food processor is on a cable, which is uncuttable, the wielder merely throws this lethal device towards you, unable to dodge the blades make short work of bone, cutting through easily and severing people into a mush, then pulling the cord back to use again. The friendly food blender looks not so friendly now eh? a man who's life is at risk man make a weapon out of anything, you dotn want to know what he can do with a tin opener! |
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| Reply by: BrickTop at Sep 18, '13 20:56 | |
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Why is home depot selling blenders? Large appliances sure... washer? dryer? oven? I get it. But a blender? |
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| Reply by: Squishy at Sep 18, '13 21:26 | |
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if i have to fight for my life locked in home depot im goingto use a cordless nail gun. allows me to kill ppl at longer range without worrying about someone following the cord to get to me. |
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| Reply by: Tony_Accardo at Sep 18, '13 23:18 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/Generac-4000-psi-3-4-GPM-Subaru-Engine-Triplex-Pump-Belt-Driven-Gas-Powered-Pressure-Washer-6230/203559370?N=bxdjZ2bcqez
The speed these things are fired at are roughly 3,700kmh/ 2,300 MPH and can usually slice or cut through skin (and a few solid materials, at that) very, very easily. And, in general, if I'm equipped with this thing, it's almost impossible to get anywhere within a good range of me without running the risk of getting seriously wounded or killed. :) |
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| Reply by: Solastalgia at Sep 19, '13 00:05 | |
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/13-32-in-Nickel-Thumb-Tacks-60-Pack-45624/202105655#.Ujpjxcano1M Anyone heard of area denial weapons? Stepping on these can suck. Once most people down I will just slowly and painfully stab them to death with more thumb tacks. |
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| Reply by: Perrin at Sep 19, '13 02:44 | |
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Well a few of my ideas were taken. So I went a different route. Spray them in the face disarm and take their weapon :D |
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| Reply by: ChaosSpike at Sep 20, '13 11:23 | |
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I decided to go with: http://www.homedepot.com/p/Stanley-4-in-15-HP-420-cc-Commercial-Duty-Electric-Start-Chipper-Shredder-CH5/100672613#.UjyhqNIqiK4 There is nothing like a good wood chipper to ruin anyone's day. You get any part of them into a chipper and they will have instant regrets of trying you. It is the ultimate intimidation machine. |
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| Reply by: Toberius at Sep 20, '13 19:33 | |
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