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| SON OF A BITCH! Moments. | Started by: Sebastian on Dec 12, '08 06:00 |
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<trinity> i was gonna be sneaky too! :( <goodfella> now you dont know where i am * Trinity cries <trinity> did you pick up heroin before you left? lol <goodfella> nope <goodfella> :( <trinity> it was at 4.3 <goodfella> son of a bitch <trinity> LOL <trinity> serves you right! :P Poor GoodFella.. <3</trinity></trinity></goodfella></trinity></goodfella></goodfella></trinity></goodfella></trinity> |
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| Reply by: Athena at Dec 29, '08 16:28 | |
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When you feel like your on top of the world ( insert greatest acheivement ever here ), and then you get a phone call."I'm pregnant"...(this usually occurs in the 16-25 category but age may vary) SONNNNOOOVAAABIITCH!!! |
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| Reply by: High_Society at Dec 29, '08 23:06 | |
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| well when this guy backed into me onto the freeway im sure in the loud noice i was making i siad son of a bitch...just maybe..=)...hurt like hell to.. | |
| Reply by: Whitey at Dec 30, '08 00:18 | |
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The time when I was in Caligulas and I was aboutto shoot this kid and next second when I push WACK! button it says I'm fitted for cement and it was the kid who did it SON OF A BITCH! |
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| Reply by: SmithyRourke at Dec 30, '08 00:59 | |
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| I walk into Wal Greens wearing my Italy dog tag with the colors behind it. I go up to the counter the guy asks "Oh, you're Italian huh?" My first thought was "You're a genius." Instead I said "Yeah, I am." He asks "Are you in The Mafia?" and laughs like a dumbass. I lean over and say loud enough for him to hear, "If I am, don't get in your car." and left.. | |
| Reply by: Carmine_Ttrapani at Jan 15, '09 04:16 | |
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I walked out front to get the newspaper this morning...slipped, fell on my ass, rolled down my stoop into like half a foot of snow. It's gonna be a bad day. |
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| Reply by: TonyViazzi at Jan 15, '09 09:16 | |
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| One day, we're dissecting cats and I'm wandering around, helping people dissect, pointing out muscles and such, when I come to this one table that has this cloud of stench surrounding it. Usually, all you smell is preservative, but there was this... funk... that permeated the area. These guys are cutting into this cat, I get closer to look, and the damn thing is decomposing. The preservant in the bag dried out and it had been rotting in the bag for a long time. These guys evidently ignored the horrible smell and cut open it's abdomen. So, here I am, trying not to vomit in front of a bunch of students. Son of a bitch! | |
| Reply by: Narcolepsy at Jan 16, '09 10:12 | |
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Waking up, school being open, showering, getting dressed only to find that they closed and your now too awake to go back to sleep. SONOFABITCH! |
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| Reply by: VladTheImpaler at Jan 16, '09 11:58 | |
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Waking up, school being open, showering, getting dressed only to find that they closed and your now too awake to go back to sleep. SONOFABITCH! |
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| Reply by: VladTheImpaler at Jan 16, '09 11:58 | |
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Taking a nice huge dump and realizing there is no toilet paper. |
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| Reply by: Goon at Mar 30, '18 05:46 | |
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Inviting persons to the family who promise to be active but not, sonofabitches! |
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| Reply by: Whoops at Mar 30, '18 14:31 | |
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Everytime I died on Dark Souls. I swear alot. |
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| Reply by: Mihawk at Mar 30, '18 14:37 | |
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So I have two Son of a Bitch moments. I guess I will start with something that happened at work. I had to go to work for a late shift one night and a coworker paged me to come fix something that went wrong at his register. So I went over, as i was walking (Still on my break.) I got stopped by a customer telling me to open another register. Dead look right at him I replied with "Self check out will be open in 10 minutes." Well he got mad and not long after I fixed my coworkers issue I went to go take care of something else. Got called back within three minutes and here to find out he fucked up the register somehow and was getting anxious. The night went on after finally correcting the issue and just when I thought it would get better. Life took a shit. Well Customers really like to complain. Anyways thats my son of a bitch moment (Though I did not really explain what made me actually say "SOB'') And a game moment was when I played Five nights at freddys and screamed at chika to fuck off infront of my brother few years back and dropped the computer. Ended up saying SOB then as well. Hope you enjoyed |
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| Reply by: Klejnot at Apr 02, '18 02:35 | |
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When you get sick because you failed to notice the, "Use By" date until after you ate it. |
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| Reply by: hood_rat at Apr 02, '18 04:13 | |
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The last time I saw someone say... lolz not me matey |
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| Reply by: Southsider at Apr 03, '18 00:16 | |
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Losing a 1v1 in PUBG when you have an AKM and he has a 1911.. |
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| Reply by: Skumbag at Apr 03, '18 00:52 | |
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My outside dually fell off my 5 ton while I was driving down the road. The dumb dorks who mounted my tires over torqued the studs on both side of the truck which cause the studs to snap off while driving down the road. They will be paying the 2500 dollar repair bill. |
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| Reply by: DonDeal at Apr 03, '18 03:05 | |
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| Every single time my 4 year old daughter sneaks up on me is that kind of moment | |
| Reply by: Angelo_Marconi at Apr 03, '18 03:09 | |
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Another SOB I said was earlier today in LV theres no one to lure into OC, just 1 found I and we were 2 and it was a success :) |
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| Reply by: Whoops at Apr 06, '18 11:00 | |
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| Going all the way to Mcdonalds with a craving for a milkshake only to be told their icecream maker machine is broken today. | |
| Reply by: Mihawk at Apr 07, '18 02:50 | |
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