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| The 'coolometer' points Chuckie's way. | Started by: QuagmireRourke on Dec 14, '08 10:30 |
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*Quagmire address the thong (no mistake) and clears his throat (midgets are becoming more virile) Now whilst the media tend to concentrate on the more visually acceptable Rourkes (Thomas, Mickey, Rourkey and my handsome self), they have missed a trick. For there is a Rourke amongst us, seemingly unassuming in demeanour yet stocked head to toe in the 'cool' gene. He may not be the most vocal (he shrugs in the face of apathy), he may not be the most attractive (he thinks Thomas' long beard and swarthy good looks are pass, he may not be the most Jewish (he still has a 'hoody' folks) yet he is the antipathy of all things cool Ladies and gentlemen (midgets and wide vag'd humpers), He shrugged at the titanic going down saying 'pffffffffft gay, if it had been a whore I'd have demanded my money back, stolen her panties and worn them on my head whilst singing 'I'm a streaky piece of bacon, would you like a slice?' He couldn't be bothered to raise himself when Mr Ford wouldn't make cars in any other colour than black. He was heard to say 'pfffffffft black is so last season, pink with yellow polka dots is the way ahead' whilst showing everyone his latest thong. I give to you, for your undiluted pleasure CHUCKIEROURKE! He's cool in the sense that he's 'speshul' and 'different' Give the lad a cookie |
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| Poor Quagmire, that isn't to coolometer that is...alas...that is the goatfuckermeter. I can see how you would get the two confused. But alas we all know Chuckie is far from cool. | |
| Reply by: Sebastian at Dec 14, '08 10:46 | |
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