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| Congratulations to me - I'm great | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Dec 15, '08 20:55 |
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RourkeyRourke notices a flash in his mailbox and opens it up to see a letter addressed to him. Without hesitating, he rips it open and begins reading it. Dear Rourkey, Congratulations on Earner! You have worked long and hard to attain this hallowed rank and you have obviously EARNED this one, big guy! Rourkey pauses a second to appreciate the well-placed pun. He continues reading. I must say you are the most handsome man I have ever heard of. Aurora is lucky that she is currently the only female you are plowing. The billions of unlucky females who don't get to experience your mighty wang are waiting in line should you ever become single! Rourkey pauses for another second to think about his beloved Aurora. She is the only woman worthy of his love. He continues reading. Congratulations again for killing BrianRourke and restoring order to the Rourke lineage. Rourkey pauses for a third time to reminisce about the violent murder and mind-rape of BrianRourke. He continues reading. I hope you have a great rest of the day, make sure to let the entire world know of your good fortune! Love, RourkeyRourke The schizophrenic Rourkey skips off on his merry way back to the mental hospital where he belongs. |
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| Well, if you can't pat yourself on the back RourkeyRourke who can? | |
| Reply by: 2ataTime at Dec 15, '08 21:26 | |
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| I CAN! | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Dec 15, '08 21:27 | |
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| Do you have enough pats to share with the WHOLE group Sammy? Because if not I think you are going to have to wait until you do. | |
| Reply by: 2ataTime at Dec 15, '08 21:58 | |
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| I'm fairly certain this letter was written TO me ABOUT me, so let's try to stay on the topic at hand, folks. | |
| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 15, '08 21:59 | |
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| Oh i came fully prepared don't you worry! | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Dec 15, '08 21:59 | |
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| Someone take up a collection. Rourkey needs an operation to relieve the swelling in his head. | |
| Reply by: Sir_TaterTot at Dec 17, '08 13:23 | |
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| Oh what a touching letter oh wow how nice it is when you recive a letter from YOURSELF omg Rourkey your off you head man seriosly but i dont care because your pretty funny :D | |
| Reply by: DeathKnight at Dec 17, '08 13:35 | |
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| your a big gay | |
| Reply by: rodge_3 at Dec 17, '08 13:44 | |
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I can't believe your father told you about our secret tryst. He promised he would keep it secret from you.... |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 17, '08 13:49 | |
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Congratulations, Rourkey. Earner without a single crime under your belt. You truly are an inspiration to us all. Now leave Aurorahrah the fuck alone. Takes out a restraining order on her Right Hand's behalf. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Dec 17, '08 15:55 | |
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