Ladies, it seems the men of this world have taken on our challenge. Sometimes, I know, a woman’s needs are greater than one can handle. Free drinks and listening to over inflated egos talking about themselves all night is just not worth it. Sometimes we have to let loose and let our inner bad girls talk.

For nights like these, where we just cannot stomach another man telling us how much money he has (in his Monopoly board game), what a great car he drives (in his dreams) or how many bodyguards (homeless men he conned) he has given the night off to, I have put together a guide to help us through.

Type A

Put on make-up

Get your hair done

Wear a new dress

Show just the right amount of cleavage

Type B

Go out with only one girlfriend by your side, preferably one not as attractive as yourself

Smile

Bite your lip

Twirl your hair

Men are simple beings, not very hard to figure out. All you need to do is pick one example from each category and BINGO! you’ll score before the night has even started. No need to have to wait until the end of the night, the back seat of his car (look he hasn’t even had to lie what kind it is yet) will suffice.

To sum it all up: landing a man for a one night stand is like walking. Just head out the door and you’re sure to score!

JackRyan listens to the lady talk. He take a puff of his cigar. 

I'll speak for almost all the men here and some of the women. We might need some proof that part 4 of part A really works. 

Drunky swills a beer while he listens to Maple speak to a crowd of rowdy women with bobbed hair.

Eek, guys, next thing we know these flappers are going to be asking for the right to vote, am I right? But seriously. Maple, I do have one question that I think we can clear up today. When you're talking about showing the "right amount" of cleavage... What you really mean is showing all the cleave you can without falling out of the shirt, right?

Because yeah, that definitely gets my attention every time. No argument there.

Drunky takes another swig from his beer. Blast! Empty already? Back to the Speakeasy with me.

No looks at Maple and smiles, with a cheeky wink he hands her a thong.

You seem to have left this at my HQ, I keep trying to tell my wingmen that they can't use their office as a bachelor pad... What's done is done though.

Women, I believe you should take Maples advice. Stop roaming around in packs and playing hard to get, show that cleavage! End up in the back seat of a fellow males car! Throw your class out the window!

When it comes to make up however, sometimes less is more girls. Please don't come out looking like you just head-butt a chalk board.

The right amount of cleavage depends on the total amount of cleavage you have at your disposal.

As I read the post over and over again, I cannot help but wonder why there are only two options.
You madame have left out a huge portion of the population, who react to other forms of stimuli rather than those two mentioned.

We [by we I mean myself] feel left out.
I'd like to inform you that since ancient times, carrots have been the corner stones of MANY successful tools of seduction due to their shape and various ways that it can be utilized.

You can:
- Eat it
- Drink the juice
- Use it as stuffing

Do I need to say more?

If it can't cook or make cocktails and shooters, i don't care for it and i don't see that in the categories.  As much as i would like to see the right one, i see plenty in the speakeasy who do many of them things you mention, and worse for a free drink.

Grins as is not worse for him, and drunky never misses the booze anyway

the truth is, getting someones attention can be a challenge keeping it even harder

Every woman needs a Man that will ruin her lipstick and not her mascara...

As long as a woman can shake what her mama gave her it will work

you forgot about teh part where it says in the handbook (Sanction is the Author i just helped him write it) ,

"Dont ask your man 10 times a day how you look. the guy's answer will always be the same and guys really hate to repeat themselves."