Skipping down the street, basking in the sun with all the glory it emmits, UD was rather happy this afternoon. He/She whatever you make it too be was rather excited. It was He/She's birthday and after all that only come's once a year. 

Being more then observant He/She noticed a sheet of paper folded and lying next to the curb. Being curiosity killed the cat and all, he/she was a daredevil so naturally picked it up to see what it read. 

Top Ten List

How you know your addicted to Mafia

10. A concert is in town. You won tickets to attend with the woman of your dreams, instead you have an Organized Crime to commit. Maybe next time. 

9. Normally the sound of Whacking makes you giggle, instead it gets your adrenaline rushing. 

8. Your brother is getting married for the first time. Yet a war has broken out. He'll understand right?

7. Your mother tells you to take out the trash, instead you threaten to mug her. Making it clear that if that happens she can't leave the kitchen for a few hours.

6. In some way, some form, you have either been divorced, or your relationship has gone down the toilet. To hell with it you tell yourself, because you have a jail breaking competition to attend. 

5. You have an alarm clock in your house for zulu time and set accordingly, labeled, "MAFIA". 

4. You have to reevaluate groceries for the week thanks to credits. 

3. When out having drinks with your buddies you confuse them by talking about your crew and how CrackedOutKathy disobeyed the rules so you had to lay her to rest. 

2. Your American and have adopted "Mate" "Aye" and "Cheers" as every day vocabulary.  

1. Your reading this and can relate too everything said.

 

 

 

 

Confused, UD tossed the paper to the ground. 

"Someone must have been hitting the bottle too much to come up with such Science Fiction," He/She said to themselves and continued onward with His/Her's skipping session still enjoying the sun warmth on His/Her's face. 

MadChild sees his friend toss the paper to the ground and sighs. Bending over he picks up and reads through it and looks around wondering who would leave such nonsense around. 

You would act like this is not the world we live in. I swear these damn kids don't have respect anymore, you don't joke around about this "life" we lead. I'll find that little bastard and teach him a lesson.

MadChild grabs a sticking and starts looking for this deranged teen who is spreading these lies and make him respect this world and hows it ran.

Lestat watches sees his crew leader reading something and peers up behind to get a look. After reading it Lestat shakes his head and thinks of the filthy silly mortals and how they have no respect for anything including the life he leads. Disgusted he drops the paper on the ground and thinks if he finds one of these "teenagers" he may just help himself to a bite to eat.

Dexter walked onto the street scratching his arms and jerking a little

Whomever wrote this is crazy I have no problem this is a perfectly normal lifestyle I have damn it , I have no addiction and no I don't want any help all this is completely normal Hours upon hours doing crimes , pickpocketing and jailing is what everyone should be doing I mean this is the mafia once your in it's more important than your own family!

I would love to stay and chat but this damn pep talk has talking time from my butchering and daily work in this life of crime I have chosen so in closing there is no such thing as an addiction to mafia it is just a way of life!

Dexter runs off hurrying to get back to work.