After watching the movie “Weapons of Death” at McVickers Theater, Husky Looks around the avenue and see it was raining very hard.  He tighten his coat and look one more time checking if he could still go to his favorite place “The K9 Club” where the dog love to watch the “GO GO Malteses” while playing card games.

When he reaches the NE corner he goes directly to the bar and knocks. A small window in the door open and he heard someone say “Password”. Husky clears his throat and start barking “Arf Arf Arrrff!!! Arf Arf!!! Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf!!!”  (Translation: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.). After saying this words the door opens wide and Husky comes in as fast as he could. He looks around if he could see a friend or two that he can talk, luckily they are in one corner of the bar. He go straight to them and greeted them firmly “Good Evening Dogs”. The pit-bull looks at him and nod, the Pomeranian say “Hi”, the English bulldog wave his hand, Chihuahua with 2 cute little shitzu in his side show the chair inviting him to sit with them.

“Good evening Husky” Chihuahua started, “How’s your humans?” Husky wave to the waiter and ask for a scotch then he look to Chihuahua’s eye and slowly answer “they are all insane, well I mean have you ever had a human with a spiky hair, and his last name is Spiegel I don’t know if he wanted to maximize the manganese content of the iron in our HQ, there is also UnderDog who always wanted to be under the table and eats bone and wont even share any to me, and there is HellCat even am a dog I won’t dare want to go to hell. And in the family menu there is always a Bacon that only one lion who will jump on it and eat them all, I just hope there is a cookie in the menu for me, but none. One time someone died in our family, he severely injured himself by stabbing spoon into his stomach after I told him to be a little swag he become nuts and run around while back diving all over our HQ.

One day the boss told us that someone will and visit us in our HQ, damn when I see him he was so drunk, that Drunky old man made a mess on my cushion. My mouth drops wide open it’s the only place in the HQ i love to relax and underneath of it is my COOKIES, and he made a mess on it I just wanted to jump on him and bite him till he died. But my Human told me “let it be just clean it he will not stay long here” while cleaning I try to look at my cookies and it become so Saucy, I gathered them and bury them under the bed of JackRyan and hope the Crow wont notice it or else who knows what will happen…. but then at night he stay and he choose to sleep at my couch then in the morning he did the mess again. I was so angry that I can only do is bite iocaste’s tail.”

The waiter came with the scotch Husky has ordered, “Thank you Sexy”, he take a sip of the scotch and continue his story. “One day an emissary of our District GF came to our HQ, what a beauty I say my human hear what I say and told me “every woman can be glamorous all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” The emissary name is Maple, she is like an apple, who really likes to put some cable, she stop at the table, she looks like so nimble, but so simple, one of our gangster that is cripple, failed to stretch his feet and fumble, it is horrible, it makes the HQ room scramble……” Chihuahua make a wave of his feet “ hey hey hey stop rhyming we get the point.” Husky smile and look around then continue “well the GF message is simple we just have to go to rob a bank. Our humans make a plan and they want the entire pets do the job and that includes me. The day of the robbery came we are all dress like a shit. HellCat was trying to put the socks into his head but won’t fit well, underdog is trying put some bullet to his bone while biting the tommygun, iocaste is trying to sharpen his nail with a grinder, JackRyan summon his two best panda both of them was bullying a penguin at the moment and me well I was running after Drunky old man  to make a revenge for my couch and cookies. At the bank I go straight to the teller while other secure the door and the others go to the corner. I give the note to the teller stating we are going to rob the bank. The teller laugh at me and told us, you cannot rob this bank because we are closing this bank is bankrupt! Everybody laugh, we take out our clown mask and everybody notice we are all pets, one girl came near the Hellcat and pinch her face, she said “ wow your so cute, while playing with HellCat she blurted out to here that she have a problem, we listen to her problem she told us that she needed money and there is an indecent proposal to her and in exchange is a big money she need, I just told her money is not everything if you will put yourself to trash” then she smile and thank me other humans hear it and donated some money and give it to her. While they are busy donating the bank guard go near me and told me “hey you know I never had a chance to handle any gun I only uses this baton to guard this bank what if a bank robber came here what will I use this stupid baton?”  well because we cannot rob the bank because it has no money I just give the tomygun am using to him the other pets do what I did and give their guns to the other guards. A young man go near the Panda and told them hey you know that mask is what my child wants and I can’t buy one of them then I made a gesture to give all the mask to the man as we are all busy doing this the police came looking for the robbers and found the girl with suck of money the guards with guns and the man with mask. The police chief say take all of this guys they are the robbers. when the police is gone me and the other pets laugh hard and walk back home.”

The clown watches the husky, and as the acts become longer and longer, he starts falling asleep.

((OOC: That's one huge wall of text.)))