Bajheera walks into the center of the road, sets up his soapbox, and steps onto it. He clears his throat, whistles loudly to get the attention of everyone around him, and waits for them to gather. 

Hello everyone, I am Bajheera, most of you do not know me, Hell, I am not sure that I even know myself at this point. I have come here to expose one of the biggest lies to ever hit the streets in the beautiful city. Yesterday, I was walking down the street in Bella Vista when i came across a strange creature. I stopped to take a closer look and realized that it was my good friend Timon the meerkat. Well, he has convinced us all that he is a meerkat. This my fellow people, is not the truth. During my brief run in with this wonderful man, we had a short chat and then he turned around and walked away. This is when I realized, Timon has no tail. Yes, That is right, this supposed "meerkat" has NO tail. The truth must now come out, Timon is not a real meerkat, so im here asking you all. 

What is Timon?

Bajheera steps down from his soapbox, lights up a cigarette, and leans against the wall, waiting for the truth.

Timon is not a true meerkat

Timon raises an eyebrow.

"Just because I don't have a tail and like to wear hoodies means nothing of these lies... I came from the village myself, so that makes me a real meerkat. My tail was cut off in my journey here and it hasn't grown back since... Now all you've done is just hurt my feelings with these false accusations."

Tokyo raises an arm

Just one question, I'd love to hear the story of how you lost your tail. 

Bajheera steps away from the wall he has been holding up

"I am also curious as to how you lost your tail Timon, you say you are a meerkat, lets hear this story, and I may just believe you"

Fiona walks up to the gathering crowd to make her statement....

I will tell you guys how he lost his tail. I burned it off with an incendiary bomb that i placed on the ship that brought him on these shores. The bomb exploded after the ship was tied off.

So it was a hot piece of tail?

indeed. kinda felt bad for the guy to be honest. 

Timon, can you confirm this story?

He coughs some in his sleeve and looks to TokyoZombi, then Fiona.

"Well, since you put me on the spot and I feel obligated to answer now... That story is very accurate. It was indeed a ship bombing that cost me my tail and the question of whether I'm a real meerkat or not. Just because one loses his tail doesn't mean he loses where he came from. Everyone tells me I'm speshul because I don't have a tail like the others."

You are special, but you still can't fly. 

i can. what i do is i sit on a few bricks and place C4 under them and detonate it

Dexter steps up to the street to speak.

Well I for one can tell you how Timon , Cray and I were partying like motha fuckas the champagne was comming in 2 bottles at a time cocaine comming by the pound we got to the club around 11 and didn't leave til about 6 or 7 in the morning when we proceeded to have an after party til the end of the next night yes it was crazy we never got hungover because we did not stop drinking.

I don't know what happened after that as Timon went into a private room in our suite with a few crazy bitches some I wouldn't even fuck with and I go for anything like this chick was a fareeeak I warned him but he was already all in snorting cocaine and pouring champagne all over the ladies. When he finally got out of the room the ladies were long gone it was insane Cray and I woke up hung over as fuck when we saw Timon are jaws dropped. This guys tail was lost we were just like "What the fuck happened bro." Timon was too hung over to even remember what happened.

Dexter smiles

But I mean it was a hell of a night , the old saying shit happens when you party naked is very true just remember if you learned anything from this story don't get to fucked up or if you party with Timon keep him away from the cocaine he turns into something else when he's on that stuff the night gets way to out of hand.

Dexter hugs Timon before walking off

"We have to get together again for a wild night again man this time you're buying the lap dances!"

Arya watched shaking her head. She wasn't much for a cover up.

Why are you making up these stories? We all know that Timon lost his tail to Gohan when he was his right hand and Gohan couldn't deal with his overwhelming feelings of jealousy and loss because his own tail had been cut off.

A meerkat?

Cab chuckles and apologises profusely..............

It would appear I was a little lost for words there, can you blame me though?  I mean, a Meerkat?  

Unicorns I can live with, but Timon being a meerkat, is, quite frankly, a preposterous suggestion.  As for his tail, I am imagining it is tucked between his legs, down a trouser leg, so as to not raise suspicion.........