​The green scaly son of a bitch steps out in the streets.

"OK THAT'S ENOUGH! I am extremely tired of all this yelling, smashing bottles, threatening, and other emotional unstable social behavior that is keeping me awake! I had to turn up the radio and it still wasn't enough. So how about this, we can all grieve, argue and bicker here in this lovely soundproof building so I can get some damn rest. If you have someone you want to call out, disagree with, or just call everyone evil mad scientists who pew pew for lolz then by all means do it here! I shall start."

The man pulls out a handkerchief to whip the tears from his eyes. 

"Today I lost a beloved friend. He went way to early. Gizmo my guinea pig was clawed to death by the neighbors cat. Apparently it was over territory control. The cat felt threatened for reasons unbeknownst to me. I am saddened by this, if only the pussy could talk and tell me it was just for the fun of killing I would feel so much better. Instead I'm left feeling empty with the, "What could have beens" or "What was to be's." He had so much potential that maybe one day I would have gotten to watch him succeed in his plastic wheel and maybe spin it more then four rotations. He was a wonderful lad. If only he was given more time. Also I would like to blame StripheGotti for baking hash brownie's and not sharing. Condemned you son of a bitch you stole my old lady from under my arms and not until hours later did you give me a speech as too why. However, I know your not telling me the whole truth so I shall be upset even more. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BANANA'S, IF IT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST WANTED THE TAIL JUST TELL ME! Don't sugarcoat with, "I didn't mean for it to happen, we were drunk blah blah blag," Shame on you."

Throwing the handkerchief to the ground the man turns to return to his apartment. 

"Now, let a man get some rest please. I have valuable duties to fulfill tomorrow. No Lestat I do not mean giving you pleasures. Nasty bastard."

GOD DAMMIT WHY NOT?!?!??!

pets the poor lizard and set him on her lap, not too worried about him getting too "excited" from his disfunction before smiling and comforting the Reptile..

There, there poor Reptile.. Things will be otay. 

Because I said so Lestat! Giving a Vampire lovins doesn't sound like a bright thing to do. 

Looks over at -Sally-

Thank you. Maybe now I can get some damn rest. Nothing like a good lizard stroking to ease the tension. 

BUT REPTILE PLEASE?!?!?!

nods and smiles while stroking the Reptile then looking over at Lestat and gives him the nod to come over and pet the Reptile before he notices..

Tokyo looks at Sally, today her color is green. Green with envy of how much attention Sally is giving the Reptile.

Sally tucks the sleeping Reptile in and then looks over to Tokyo.. 

You...me.... Our secret chamber naow!

Our chamber of secrets?! Where we keep our sorcerers stone?

looks around to make sure no one is listening and leans over and whispers into Tokyo's ear.. 

It's in Lestat's closet..

Lestat is in the closet?

Whispers into Tokyo's ear again..

Nooo, The socerers stone silly.. No one would have ever guessed.. now you done messed it up..

Looks at Tokyo's and pouts

hahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha

Oh good. A clown has joined the grieving. 

I think he's just  grieving in his own way

I LOVE YOU REPTILE! I'M HERE FOR YOU!