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| The (Not A) Kardashian Khastle | Started by: Kourtney on Oct 25, '13 08:29 |
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Allow me to make this short and sweet, like my love making to your mother last night.
My name is Kourtney N.A. Kardashian, and I am here to announce that I am setting up a crew. Why? As the former second-highest ranked official from the former Loop regime, I fucking felt like it.
Also, I like ponies.
However, that is a different discussion. What I am here to say is, I have many, many spots available. I am willing to take you in. Know up front that we will not last long, as someone will think it's cute to shoot me because it's my bloodline, and tbh I'm annoying and self-righteous and who wouldn't want to gace me?
My crew has a lot of rules. Know these before signing up: My RH pretty much calls the shots. We don't like over achievers. I myself am a chronic under-achiever. Plan to sit at the rank of Made Man, and if you're lucky, in two months I might rank to Boss and you'll see the illustrious rank of Capo. We like interaction. The less clothing the better. We like cake. Can someone bring cake? And furthermore, we're pretty sure that we're the prettiest girls in the world. Anyone who says otherwise is a dick. (You know who you are, dick.)
Contact for an invite! One liners will be ignored. Unless they're witty. I LOVE witty one liners. Muah! |
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Furthermore, you want to stay Gangster for life?! NO PROBLEM You want to rule the world without doing stealing a single purse? WE SUPPORT IT! Join the Kardashian Khastle. You know you want to! Sincerely, Khloe (Not A) Kardashian Right hand (Wo)Man |
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| Reply by: Khloe at Oct 25, '13 08:32 | |
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Don't mind my slight speach impediment, we promise to be the best Not Kardashians you've ever worked for. All I want to know is...Who's coming with me?! |
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| Reply by: Khloe at Oct 25, '13 08:48 | |
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This is why we don't let you talk in the show, Khloe.
Makes a face. |
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| Reply by: Kourtney at Oct 25, '13 08:48 | |
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I take it back. I'll get my own spinoff crew and ban you from being part of it, Kourtney. |
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| Reply by: Khloe at Oct 25, '13 08:49 | |
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I thought it was because she went to jail that one time. |
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| Reply by: TokyoZombi at Oct 25, '13 08:49 | |
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That too, Miss Zombi.
Go for it, Khloe. We all saw how well "Khloe and Lamar" worked out for you.
(Omg is this like, totally our first crew fight?! Mani pedis!!) |
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| Reply by: Kourtney at Oct 25, '13 08:51 | |
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Points to Kourtney and some minions surrounding her Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. looks to Batman You're cool! Looks to Kourtney again Fuck you. I'm out! |
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| Reply by: Khloe at Oct 25, '13 08:54 | |
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Slips His resume under the mat as He sees a possible RHM position opening. |
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| Reply by: Drogan at Oct 25, '13 10:01 | |
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Do you like ice cream cake too? Cause, I can bring some of that because, well, regular cake sucks! Congrats, Kourtney. |
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| Reply by: Myrddin at Oct 26, '13 01:11 | |
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an audacious move, but one i hope will pay off for the district. Congrats and good luck, i know you experience will pay off in building and re-educating a new breed of member. |
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| Reply by: BackToShootPeeps at Oct 26, '13 02:26 | |
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| Snidely chuckles after hearing the news, glad for his friends chance at running her own crew but sad for the loss of his old friend Captain Harris. The vast amount of deaths over the past few days were astounding, and he knew the rebuilding process would be a long one. Sliding Kourtney a plate full of fresh baked cookies, Snidely smirks in her direction before excusing himself into the darkness. | |
| Reply by: SnidelyWhiplash at Oct 26, '13 02:30 | |
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Hi guys, don't mind me. Ill just be standing in the corner experiencing weight gain and career failure. If you need anything, ask my step mom Bruce. (S)he has nothing going on either. Oh, BTWs. My sisters Kourtney and Khloe are fame whores. |
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| Reply by: Rob at Oct 26, '13 18:51 | |
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as the party is winding down... wait.. who am i kidding, it never ends here... let me start over...
during a lull in the party,MK finds Kourtney and hands her a small box, on top of a larger box with holes in it. As Kourtney takes the boxes, a small paw comes out and the box lets out a quiet "mew".
kourtney, darling, im so glad to see that you're taking up the family after The Cpt's death. You'll do a wonderful job, and incase you feel that you'd rather follow, this is Sarge. And he is happy to demand to be fed all the time... and incase his hunger is infectious, a box of cookies for you. Good luck my dear and congradulations. ^.^ |
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| Reply by: MK at Oct 26, '13 21:18 | |
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Comes holding a cake. I really, really wanted to be invited. But I have this job or something, and I guess it would look bad to just leave it. And we all want to look good right? Which reminds me, you are looking mighty fine in that bold suit. Congrats on the new castle. Since I cannot join you, you must invite me to your castle. Better yet, you should throw a big party. Parties are good. And cake, someone please bring a huge cake. I got the balloons. Orders 10,000 purple balloons to be sent to the castle. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Oct 27, '13 00:10 | |
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