What was your name in new york when phil steak was godfather

wow a lot of info to pass out.

recent events in philly so will put it briefly

philly suffered a civil war for the removal of bianca , next detroit attacked philly removing gohan and moved in alongside siobhan and goten.  Goten was later removed.  Next a team of chicago and new york removed philly.   There are speeches floating round and would be happy to further help you by mail if needed.

Slightly simplified version there by BackToShootPeeps, I think.

Bianca was removed in Philly. That left Gohan and Jack_Carter as Godfathers and Timon as acting Godfather. Black Bottom and Corktown, led by Subtle and Alucard, decided to kill the rest of Philly, barring Siobhan and Goten. Goten died the next day. After that, West Side, Downtown, The Loop and New York decided to take out Alucard and Subtle, as well as the Godfathers they had parachuted into Philadelphia, and South Side, Chicago, where both Subtle and Alucard had originated from and still pledged loyalty to. Suburbs later joined in after having several members killed.

The only district to not get involved in any of the wars of the last week, is North Side, Chicago.

Khione scribbles something down on a piece of paper and passes it to PHs_AnonymousMan.

You should find transcripts of all the speeches giving the "official" versions of each of these events there.

btw, not that I really want to intrude on your homecoming, nor would I care to distract you from a history lesson...

but I have one question to you, my good man.

What in earth is funny about this story.  Tis a short story, that stands out on its own merit, however I came here for  a promise of wit, of humor, of some distraction from the pain in my gut, the ache of my bones and the stabling pain that is my life, and I found nothing.

Not even sellers remorse.

I am hugely devastated.