Congratulations Iocaste! May the lions roar loud and roar often in the South Side.....did someone mention Bacon?

KrookedC had just heard the news of A new Godfather taking over in South Side as he hears a loud ass ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! It rumbled the street and windows of neighboring building and that could only mean one thing. Krooked was unsure who might be helping DeadleSpikeS run South Side til that sec. After that ROAR, there was no questioning who was gonna help the godfather out. 

Walking a bit faster now, KrookedC ducks into the local butcher shop.

Let me get 10 lbs of your finest bacon. We got a hungry ass lion out there and I'd rather stay on his good side and become dinner.

Paying the butcher KrookedC slowly walks up the steps and approaches the lion. Carfully laying down the 10lbs of bacon he brougt, KrookedC looks around and says some fast words.

Glad to see you finally will have all the bacon you can handle. Makes donating to the crew a bit easier thats for sure. Congrats and don't eat me boss, I taste like beer and cigs so I am nothing like tastey bacon.

Jumping off the stage KrookedC heads to a nearby bar to calm his nerves.

Kourtney stops by the Lions Den headquarters late one evening carrying a gift basket filled to the brim with designer sunglasses and scarves.  Well sure, you could always do baked goods, but why spend the time baking when you had access to the finest and hottest fashion lines to date?  That date being the 30s.  Anyway, she hunted down iocaste in his office and set the basket down on the desk before him.

"Ta daaaa!  For you!  A belated gift and hearty congratulations from the (Not A) Kardashian Khastle to you on your new station in the South Side.  It's good to see an old, familiar and strong family name popping up among the new bold blood out there.  Best of luck to you and your family on your new adventure!"

With a skip, hop and a twirl- always a twirl because she's fancy- Kourtney made her merry way out of the headquarters and back onto the sidewalk.  There were many more stops to be made.  So many gift baskets, so little time.  And she needed a mani-pedi, like, badly.