A young strapping man with an air of nobleness about him steps up on a soap box for all to hear. He clears his throat and swigs a liquid from his hip flask before beginning
"I come to you fair citizens of Mafia-Ville with what is possibly the hardest question ever. I know some of your brains are going to explode trying to come up with an answer for this amazingly hard question. I mean come on folks, do you doubt the difficulty of this question? This question is going to be harder than i was last night, and that's saying something because i was with yer nan. This question might be more difficult to answer than the hardness of a rock. If you can honestly answer this question with ease, then you are truly someone worth being my servant. Are you ready for this hard question? Who is........ The Sexiest Rourke?!" |
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It is obviously me and everyone will agree.
Debate closed. |
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Obviously MickeyRourke. What other Rourke has his Bold Suit? |
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I propose awarding this title to every Rourke other than Brian, so he will feel bad about himself. |
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MickeyRourke and my breng a loyal family member of his means nothing. Nothing I tell you. |
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Awesome hehs.
Heh.
Awesome tells everyone who the sexiest Rourke is.
The sexiest Rourke is me. Thank you. Thank you. |
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I vote Thomas to be quite honest :D
Chuckie winks and wanders away from the massdebate |
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Well I haven't had the pleasure of meeting most of you Rourke's.
But my vote would go to MickeyRourke. |
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=[ No love for Randolfo? Just say it one time it's fun I swear Randolfo....SEE wasn't it fun?!?
Sprints away |
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Pipes up from the crowd.
For the uninformed and the undecided, shouldn't there be some sort of Rourke-off? |
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Agreed! There should totally be a Rourke-off! |
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I'd have to say ChuckieRourke, but then I would be lying, so I wont vote.
*walks away singing to himself. |
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What, pray tell, would a Rourke-off consist of? |
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PhatballzRourke
bar none :) |
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To be honest I don't find myself attracted to any of them...maybe I just haven't met the right one yet! |
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I was a fan of RourkeyRourke.
I loved him in the Italian Job. |
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ProphetOfD`Rourke
Oh that one doesn't exist yet?
Fine.
RourkeyRourke for his very amazing name. |
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Seriously guys? Do you even need to ask? I am clearly the sexiest Rourke. |
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