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| Suck My Caulk | Started by: RourkeyRourke on Dec 18, '08 11:56 |
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I have yet to receive payment for any of my ideas. I plan on suing you lot for copyright infringement. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 19, '08 17:40 | |
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| LOLZ All in good fun my dear :) | |
| Reply by: Jersey at Dec 19, '08 17:44 | |
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Sorry RourkeyRourke but our business was founded on three principles which you have not copyrighted 1. Hard 2. Tight 3. Now As for Jersey's new special offers for the ladies... I cannot guarantee that the caulks provided this holiday season by Hard Nuts and Tight Screw Jobs corporation will come in a neat carrying case or be small enough for a ladies purse, but I can guarantee that it will come packaged in a cute red Christmas bow. |
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| Reply by: GoodFella at Dec 19, '08 17:47 | |
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*notices the commotion* Hard Nuts and Tight Screw Jobs. Sounds like a prostitution ring. Is that your prostitution ring? *shakes head* *thinks to himself, "Why didn't I think of that"* |
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| Reply by: Mobsta_Marley at Dec 19, '08 17:58 | |
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No Mr. Marley, I'm afraid I have no idea what you are talking about. Hard Nuts and Tight Screw Jobs is a completely legitimate corporation and I hope that within 5 years, we will be a fortune 500 company. You must have your facts all wrong... Besides, my prostitution ring goes by a different name: GoodFella's Cheap Tools and Hardware |
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| Reply by: GoodFella at Dec 19, '08 18:33 | |
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And I am the official Bitch of that corporation. Who could want a better employee than one that's the absolute best at caulk sucking and tight screws? I had a deep hole problem that Goodfella kindly fixed with his wide caulk cannon. It was quite invigorating actually. |
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| Reply by: Jersey at Dec 19, '08 18:45 | |
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With this being my last night, I'm giving you all a goodbye statement. You all have been great, now all you caulk suckers can go find some hard nuts and get a tight screw. You all are in desperate need of one. |
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| Reply by: Jersey at Dec 19, '08 23:00 | |
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| Calks and screws hmmm. i think i could get that free down the block ;) | |
| Reply by: Ammelia at Dec 20, '08 00:43 | |
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