"That's right ladies and gentleman. I have one hell of a bum. It's wiggles, it jiggles, it shakes! Play your most favorite music and I bet you can see me shake by ba-donk-a-donk to anything, and I mean anything. Take two hollowed out coconuts and beat on those sons a bitches like you had nothing to lose. Unless your peppermint, then it may be your virginity."

The Crowd snickers

I'm kidding, I love me some mint and she loves her some wiggle. As much as I may love myself, and the opposite sex, I'm not here to brag just on my tight rear. As much as it may turn Drunky on I must speak on something other then myself. After Tony_Spilotro fucked up the Casino's in Vegas, I decided to step up and make a name for myself. Ok who are we kidding. I will never be able to make a name for myself outside of the ass shaking. Phuck me, I like the the shaking. I lose carb's."

A member from the crowd is heard asking, "Is he drunk?"

"Yes actually I'm extremely drunk, therefore I shall drop some drunk knowledge. Ok so we have seen the occasional, "I'm so and so rank and your not so na-na-na-fucking-boo-boo." My thoughts to you all is simply this. Does rank in these time's really have that much pull? The old days when grandfather said this and when grandmother slept with them so on so forth; rank seemed to have a bit more importance. However, even then it wasn't used to someone's gratification when speaking in the streets to try and one up on someone. If it had, then it was probably reasonable. Now, I get the whole respect, disrespect ordeal. But really, is it that big of a deal these days when the ability to do such is a jail break away? Don't get me wrong, I'm proud of every promotion I receive, nor am I trying to take anything away from people, but should it really be utilized as submission much like Cheshire in all black leather holding a whip making me drink my water out of a dog dish? I gave my opinions but I feel I have spoke enough. My interest is primarily about the remainder of the community and their thoughts."