Today I'm making this short 

samus aran is in space hunting a new bounty and it November 28 its Thanksgiving while on her mission fighting to protect the galaxy she took a couple of hours to rest alot is on her mind nothing she can handle right on her way to find where the main source of phazon is coming from she encounters meta ridley.Samus see's her Nemesis since its Thanksgiving she tells ridley in a smart ass way happy turkey day ridley sets her plasma beam firing away til ridley is nice and toasty that's enough to feed everyone she says she grabs the turkeys leg she killed takes off her helmet and bites into it 

If u have a Thanksgiving shout out let it be heard 

To my family I miss you guys I will return soon after this damn mission

I would like to give thanks for punctuation. Punctuation is such a small thing, but it allows for us to make the transcripts of our speeches so much more easily read. For that matter, if you were reading your speech out directly from the written copy, it allows you to take a breath between words.

I grant that when a speech makes so little sense, details like punctuation don't really matter quite so much, but still.

Punctuation is a great thing, and I am very thankful for it.

I'm greatful for my kids :) 

Strolls into the streets and listens carefully.

"Wow, my passive-aggressive meter is off the charts."

Shakes his head and walks away.

Samus more awsome than ever comes back from her mission on Tallon IV bringing along with her Ridley the giant turkey she killed..

Here is tonight thanksgiving dinner enjoy :D

Gives Bjorn a plate with some nice cold ice beer :)

HAPPY TURKEY DAY :p

Is that your way of saying that you're thankful for your passive-aggressive meter then, Bjorn?

Well, because of the geographical location I happened to be born, I was thankful a month ago. However, I don't think appreciating the things in your life has to be only once a year. I'm thankful for many things all year round.

Yes Ziva, that is one of the many things I'm thankful for.

i agree with you Bjorn 100% we all should be greateful every year on what we have not every once a year the most thing i am forever greatful is when my kids came into my life that is what i am most greatful for.......

Wow this is so hot....Samus. You, me. Bed. Now.

^^^

It's a shame that guy's no longer with us. His post was so witty and original.