DeadlySpikeS skips around with a burn cigarrette butt still in his hand.

Hello everyone, it is with great pleasure that I'd like to announce the setting up of JackRyan in South Side, Chicago. 

He has done very well under me and some might argue that he gambled his way into this position. (Perhaps I did) :P However, for him, honestly, it has been a long time coming, and was earned through hard work and dedication.

Like iocaste with bacon though, he has a certain food that will win his heart, and of course that's bamboo. He also fills another position in the district as another one of our drunks. 

Anywho, congratulations, JackRyan, I'm sure you will do well. 

I should also add: RIP to the fallen today. 

DeadlySpikeS hits the bottle and passes out.

My dear friend and fellow Godfather, congratulations on your latest expansion. The furry one is a fine choice and I am pleased to see the South Side continue to rebuild. 

*Primus hands over a bag of carrots to Jack, the label on the plastic bag says: "Carrot Deluxe - handpicked for special occasions"*

Congratulations to your well deserved promotion Panda :-) What an exotic view to see a bamboo castle.