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| Creative Payments, a mafioso Short story | Started by: Luigi on Dec 20, '08 22:04 |
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The thing about guys who owe lots of money on a loan, or a gambling Debt, is that if you break their legs, or worse yet, whack them, it greatly hinders their ability to pay the vig. No matter what you may think, collecting that cash is far more important to any bookmaker then any cheap revenge. Why? Because most of them are paying a vig and or kicking money up themselves. So what do you do with a guy who owes you big bucks, but cant pay? One of the most effective used methods has become the "Creative Payment" method. This is how it all works out. A young fella borrowed money from a local mafioso, Luigi, almost $10,000 with a vig of 2 points. Luigi thought he'd help out this young prospect and keep the points low for him, never having or hearing any problems about the kid. It was a Saturday afternoon and Luigi had heard nothing from this young prospect about where his money was at. "Where the hell is this kid with my money?" luigi thinks to himself. Luigi grabs a phone abd gives the kid a call, of course, no answer. Luigi jumps in his truck and shoots downtown to the Casino to find his money. Arriving at the valet, he sees the young prospect getting out of a new car. Luigi was wondering how he obtained such a nice car when he had no money. "If this kid is driving that fancy car, where the heck is my money" Luigi says. Luigi jumps out of the car and follows the young prospect to the bathroom in the Casino. "Hey kid, did you forget about a loan you are due on" Luigi asks. "Loan, what loan?" The young prospect asks while in the stall. Luigi kicks the door in, grabs the kid off the toilet and slams against the wall. With a evil smirk and snarl Luigi asks, "Kid, now do you remember that loan?" "Oh hey Luigi, you know I was just about to stop over and pay you" The youngsdter replies. "Oh you were? Well Im here, so let me have the $12000 you owe me and Ill be on my way" Luigi says stearnly. Luigi drops the kid to the ground and stands there above him, "Im waiting!" Luigi says. "Well, I dont have the money really yet, I need to go play some Blackjack." The kid says. Luigi crouches down and gets right in the kids face, "No money you say, well then you have only two options." Luigi snarls to the kid. "Whats that Luigi?" The kid says. "I can break your legs and arms here, or you can simply give me your valet ticket, I call it Creative Payment." Luigi says. The kid trembling on the floor says, "But, I just bought that car yesterday." "Yes, with my money that you borrowed." Luigi states. "Please Luigi, two days and Ill have the money." The kid says. "Ill give you 5 seconds to decide if you should be paralyzed now and I take the ticket, or you simply hand the ticket to me. What'll it be kid?" Luigi states firmly while starting to crack his knuckles. "Here, take the car." The kid says. "Well now I just need one more thing, the title, where might that be?" Luigi asks. The kid skaing on the ground quietly replies,"Its in the glovebox." "Ok, lets go take a walk to your car, if its there you can go, if not; well you know, we'll have to break something." Luigi states. "I swear, its there, I just got the car yesterday." The kid claims. Luigi and the kid walk to valet to get the car. Luigi says "If you try to run, Ill snap your neck." Luigi says as he holds him by the neck in a friendly looking way to avoid any suspision from passerby's. As the car pulls up, Luigi asks the kid to pay the valet. "But, I... oh yea" The kid says. "You got a dollar right kid?" Luigi asks. "Here you go sir, thanks" The kid says to the valet. Luigi pushes the kid into the car and pushes him over to the passenger side. As they drive away from the casino, Luigi looks at the the kid. "Ok, get me that title." Luigi states. "Here you go, its right here." The kid says as he pulls it out and hands it to Luigi. Luigi pulls to the side of the road. "This is your stop, if I ever see you again, I may break your face." Luigi states calmly. "Im sorry, it wont happen again" The kid says as he gets out. "Your right it wont happen again, next time, Ill take whatever you got and fit you with cement shoes" Luigi states while grabbing the kids arm before he gets out. Luigi lets the kids arm go and the kid jumps out running down the street. Luigi pulls away in his new Corvette. "Gosh this is a nice little car. I may just have to keep it and sell my old car." Luigi says to himself laughing. |
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Haha excellent work Luigi. I'll have to use this method on the next little punk who thinks he made a swift move on me. Ares walks away mumbling something under his breathe |
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| Reply by: Ares at Dec 20, '08 22:31 | |
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Great story. I always wondered what happened to DiggerRourke's new car. |
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| Reply by: Mirage at Dec 20, '08 22:36 | |
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Wonderful Story. I have been truly inspired. By the way Luigi do you have the 25000$ I lent you? Its been 3 weeks now. |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Dec 20, '08 23:02 | |
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| 0_o ouch.......that sucks lol a lesson from your own story how ironic. | |
| Reply by: bigdaddy184 at Dec 21, '08 00:17 | |
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| You're a funny guy, you are Jimmy. lol | |
| Reply by: Luigi at Dec 21, '08 02:06 | |
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| Thank you all. I have another in the works. | |
| Reply by: Luigi at Dec 21, '08 02:06 | |
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| A good story, sir. Always nice to see artists and storytellers in these streets of ours. | |
| Reply by: MacLeod at Dec 21, '08 15:42 | |
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