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Good Mourning | Started by: Emeritus on Dec 13, '13 22:27 |
It was impossible not to notice the big sign above the entrance: All of this will be lead by a clergy that represents your faith and escorted by the local police force, all the way from the church to the funeral parlor. |
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Jenny glanced at the flyer in the the window as she passed by and grinned. |
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Reply by: Jenny_Sparks at Dec 16, '13 08:08 | |
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The old Russian man couldn't help but smiling at the sight he just had seen. |
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Reply by: Emeritus at Dec 17, '13 03:36 | |
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Bodie had just gotten done reading the flyer for YODO and was very intrigued. He had been to some funerals recently and noticed that they were entirely devoid of any pomp and/or circumstance. "Hey Emeritus, I gotta say I love this idea. I was at a funeral yesterday and there was only one relative there...they were barely even crying. Fuck that!" "I am interested in your services for sure but just have a question. Is there a sliding scale for how 'sad' my hired family members can be?. I mean I want inconsolable, like snot pouring down the face sad....Also, I want a puppy to be there. Everyone loves those right?" |
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Reply by: Bodie at Dec 17, '13 14:04 | |
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Ah my good sir, those questions, and many more, have been thought of when we decided to provide this service for the public.
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Reply by: Emeritus at Dec 18, '13 00:56 | |
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Bodie listens to Emiritus as he answers his questions. Thank you for the clarification Emiritus. I love that there are so many options to choose from. I was thinking that I would like mourners to be from all different types of ethnicities...like those stock photos in text books. If I buy a package with that you think you could throw in the drunk uncle for a discount? |
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Reply by: Bodie at Dec 18, '13 16:27 | |
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The client is always right my good sir, and as we are loyal to that saying, we are also committed to make sure that your wishes are carried out as detailed as possible. |
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Reply by: Emeritus at Dec 23, '13 07:29 | |
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Bodie reads over the brochure. He is very impressed by how detailed the brochure is as well as the very nice pictures of recently departed clients. He is particularly impressed with the picture of the drunk uncle complete with urine stained pants....you could almost smell him. Thanks again for the great customer service Emeritus. I will definitely be making purchase. As far as food is concerned I suppose you have to feed your guests, but I want it to be as bland as possible. I want one last reminder to all those I left behind that I am sorely disappointed in all of them. Especially AlexMoran. I was thinking that serving plain oatmeal would get this message across. |
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Reply by: Bodie at Dec 23, '13 19:12 | |
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