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| Awesome gets Made | Started by: Awesome on Dec 22, '08 15:12 |
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Awesome was lying on his bed, a gun in his hand, looking idly up at the ceiling above him. It wasn't a particularly interesting ceiling; it just happened to be all that he had to look at. So, there he was. Lying on his bed. A gun in his hand. Looking idly up at the ceiling above him. His room was a mess, as usual. He didn't like not mess. Not mess was no fun. And Awesome wasn't not fun. His clothes were strewn about the room. Desk draws had been removed and thrown on the floor. The cupboard was lying down instead of standing up. It actually looked like he'd been robbed. But he hadn't. Nobody was stupid enough to try to rob Awesome. They'd end up being shot in the face. And set on fire. And thrown off the docks and into the sea. After they'd already burned, obviously. Sigh. I don't know what to do. I'm so bored. So very very bored. Maybe I could jump out of my window. See if I can fly. Or how much it would hurt to fall from this high up. I might even die. And then I can go and molest the angels. Ooh, sounds fun. I think I'll do that. Awesome jumped from his bed and walked over to the window. He opened it up and looked down upon the street below him. It was a long way down. Like, X number of stories. Yes, X. That many. He would probably die. Well, that's a lie. Normal people would probably die. But Awesome was awesome. He can't die. Nope, he cannot. So, there he was, looking down upon the street below him. And he climbed out. One leg first. Then he paused. Huh? What was that? Sounded like knocking. At my door. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! It was, indeed, the sound of knocking. And at his door. So back into his room he climbed, and over to the door he went. He opened it, to surprise. His own surprise. Because there, before him, stood a man whom Awesome was surprised to see at his door. It was Hypno. The Right Hand Man to MickeyRourke, leader of Relentless. Awesome's family. Awesome. You must come with me. The boss wishes to speak with you. His expression was serious. Yay! The boss wants to speak with me! I like the boss! He's awesome! His expression was not. Heh. Except he didn't look pleased when he sent me here. He looked kind of angry. Ooh, really? Maybe someone pissed him off and he wants me to sort him or her out? I get to shoot someone in the face. Yay! I get to set someone on fire. Second Yay! It'll be so much fun! I'll take photos and eat oranges... it'll be like a holiday! Hypno raised his eyebrows. No, Awesome. I think he's angry at you. Awesome paused for a moment. His smile faded from his face. He looked a little worried. Then he remembered who he was, so the smile returned. He looked all happy and joyful again. That's impossibubble. Nobody can be angry at me. I'm the nicest and friendliest and non-laziest and least-failing person in the world. Nothing I do is wrong or bad or the like. And stuff. The other man began to look angry. As if someone had ruined his joke. So he scowled. And began to turn away. Just come with me, Awesome. We don't want to be late. The boss will get very very angry if we keep him waiting. Especially as he's in a bad mood at the moment. Come on! Awesome grabbed his coat and closed the door behind him. He rushed after Hypno and followed him down the stairs. X number of flights, if you're at all interested. Down and down they went. X number of times. Until they at last reached the ground floor and exited into the busy street. A car was parked outside, and in the driver's seat sat WildTurkey; the Left Hand Man to MickeyRourke, leader of Relentless. Awesome's family. He, like WildTurkey, looked serious. Awesome, still, did not. He climbed into the back seat of the car and sat in the middle seat. Yay! You're here too. It'll be like a party! It's going to be fun. WildTurkey turned to look at him, and then to Hypno. The latter shook his head in exasperation. And nodded to the road. And with that, the Left Hand Man drove. And to the Relentless HQ did he drive. They went fast. As fast at 193x cars can go. In however long it took to get there, they got there. And once there, they got out of the car and walked into the building. Awesome humming to himself and following the other two in his usual state of obliviousness. Soon, they were at The Door. The door to MickeyRourke's office. The big cheese's room. The boss' lair. Awesome reckons he does crazy stuff in there. Like wear turtle suits and ride midgets. He was excited to finally enter. And enter they did. Good, you're here. Sit down. It was Mickey. Unsurprisingly. As it was his room. But strange things have happened. And so, Awesome sat down at the offered chair. Hypno and WildTurkey moved around to stand behind the boss. They still looked serious. And so did Mickey. But Awesome didn't. Awesome was never serious. Mickey appeared to be reading something. Because that's exactly what he was doing. For a couple of minutes there was silence. Mickey reading; Hypno and WildTurkey standing; Awesome singing songs in his head. Then Mickey spoke. I've been reviewing your work here, Awesome. And it is... interesting, to say the least. What do you have to say for yourself? Awesome stopped singing songs in his head and turned his attention to Mickey. Oh, I'm awesome. 100% certified and true. Pretty much sums me up. Uh huh. Yep. And stuff. Mickey looked at Awesome intently. And that's all you have to say for yourself and your activities? Nothing you feel like explaining? Nothing you feel it wise to admit? Awesome shook his head. Nope. Nothing. I am awesome, and that is all. Mickey raised an eyebrow and looked up at Hypno, and then over to WildTurkey. Finally, he returned his gaze to Awesome. And then he smiled. Yes, Awesome, you are truly awesome. And it it because of this that we feel you worthy to enter the inner-folds of this family. From today onwards, you are no longer an associate, but an uomo d'onore; a man of honour; a made man. Congratulations. He leant forwards over his desk and extended a hand. And Awesome, overjoyed, reached over and shook it. He was a happy bunny. A very very happy bunny indeed. |
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| Congratulations Awesome, its good to see another Made Man in the family. I'm sure you deserve this great honor. I curtsy to your awesomeness. | |
| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Dec 22, '08 15:33 | |
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Congratulations Awesome. Truly well deserved mate. All the best |
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| Reply by: GoodFella at Dec 22, '08 15:57 | |
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Fuck a duck....There goes the neighbourhood! Let's go celebrate, get some wimminz and play the hibbidy dibbidy!!! |
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| Reply by: Achilles at Dec 22, '08 15:59 | |
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*thinks to himself, "That was awesomely long!"* *than thinks, "but a awesome person would have a awesome opinion" *shakes head and thinks, "How awesome is too awesome?" *than remembers,"This guy is the awesomeiest of the awesome guys. So it's awesome he has been MADE an awesome MAN!" Congrats! That's awesome! |
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| Reply by: Mobsta_Marley at Dec 22, '08 16:00 | |
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| Congrats Awesome, you live up to your namesake! | |
| Reply by: DontCall-ItAComeback at Dec 22, '08 18:37 | |
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| CONGRATS ON MADE MAN,MAN! | |
| Reply by: The_Person at Dec 23, '08 06:17 | |
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| Congrats Awsome well deserved id say your such a Awsome guy and very Awsomely funny :) | |
| Reply by: DeathKnight at Dec 23, '08 09:27 | |
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| Fucking Hell, how did you get Made Man?? It's a sure sign of the Apocalyspe I tell thee! THE APOCALYPSE! | |
| Reply by: SuperTed at Dec 23, '08 11:19 | |
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| Also, me uttering the word "" at the end was intentional. It was to show people how much of an idiot I relly am. | |
| Reply by: SuperTed at Dec 23, '08 11:20 | |
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