General_Snip came walking onto the streets, a big cigar in one hand and a georgeous young nurse in the other. He had just been in a meeting with his boss, Godfather DeadlySpikeS where he had recieved some news..

"Mafiosos of South Side, Chicago, Mafiosos of Chicago.. hell, Mafiosos of the entire country, I come here to let you know that I will be setting up shop in the South Side to help our district grow and prosper, alongside with DeadlySpikeS and iocaste."

"Goes without saying that I'm thanking my Godfather DeadlySpikeS for this opportunity. I'd also like to thank JakeLuciano and Maple for helping me get to this point."

Lights the cigar, smiles and nods at his Godfather then continues talking..

"Most of you will not know me, I don't know all of you. I look forward to get to know more of you, and for more of you to get to know me.
I will keep a close knit family and expand and protect my Godfathers interests and provide a home for those of us with health problems."

"My family will be called "The South Side Sanatorium - Where the Czylled patients stay""

"This goes to anyone, don't hesitate to come see me, send me a letter or anything of the sort, I'm open to talk to anyone."

General_Snip gets down from the soapbox, starts walking down the streets and quickly disapears into the dark of night.

My beloved crustacean, this is a proud day for me, when you first came to us from the pet store, we always knew you were destined for great things. Your hard work, loyalty, and dedication when paired with garlic butter make for one tasty recipe for success. I wish you the best of luck and look forward to watching you grow. 

Who wears short shorts? 

Thank you for the words, JakeLuciano. Both kind and otherwise. ;)

Sighs..

I do..

Congrats with this Sir 

I looking forward to work with you 

This is a great day for South Side Chicago 

My mother wrote many great things about you General_Snip in her journals, and through all that I have read I can't think of anyone better that GodFather Spike could have picked.

I wish you all the fortunes in the world. She grins as she hands him a small crab in a container and winks.

Congrats!