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| Christmas with the Rourkes | Started by: ThomasRourke on Dec 24, '08 20:11 |
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The night was crisp, and the Rourkes were on their way back from a Christmas Eve dinner. The snow crunched under their shoes as Thomas lead the way back to their very spacious that could hold all of them. Thomas slid into the driver's seat with Fu-Manju riding shotgun. His suit was dripping red as they had a bit of a run in with an old lady and her purse on the way to the car. It truly turned into the saying of having to pry it from her cold, dead hands. Needless to say, Rob would be without a Grandma this winter. Thomas tried to start the car and heard nothing. They were 10 miles from Veronicazotz's house, and in the snowy conditions it wasn't a good time to be having car troubles. He looked at Fu-Manju and grimaced knowing what would come next. Fu-Manju exited the car and opened the trunk, pulling out a lengthy harness contraption. Their semitic counterpart whistled towards the car, "Okay all you gentiles, get loose, it's time to pull your weight." As the rest of the Rourkes exited the car, Fu-Manju tied the harness to the front bumper of the car, and then proceeded to strap each Rourke into place so they could pull the car to the Rourke base camp. Thomas looked on devoid of emotion and pulled a bullwhip out from the side compartment of the driver side door. There would be dissidents, and he couldn't have that, not on Christmas Eve. The Rourkes seemed very confused as to what was happening, and Brian tried to object, "This really can't be the only way to get home, guys. We can all just take a taxi, in fact this just seems ridiculous." Thomas let the bullwhip fly and got Brian square in the nose so it glowed bright red. He cringed, he was rusty, but at least the message was sent to the rest of the Rourkes. Thomas wanted to get to Veronicazotz's home and in bed so Santa Bombay would visit them later in the evening. They started to pull the car and Thomas honked the horn. "Now Phatballz! Now Forky! Now, Rourkey and Abby! On, Randolfo! On, Brian! On, Nadda and Sammy! ON, NADDA AND SAMMY!" Thomas snapped the whip a couple times at Nadda and Sammy and noticed they were slumped to the ground dead. He whistled for Fu-Manju to change it up, so they could get moving. When everyone was set, he tried again. "Now Jay! Now Eddie! Now, Perry and Chuckie! On, Pedro! On, Rourkey! On Brian and Mickey! To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!" The car finally got moving and they made it home in time for Veronicazotz's cookies and milk with tales of the exotic holiday celebrated by Fu-Manju called Channukah/Hannukah/Hanukah/Chanuka. They wished Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to one another and then retired to their Rourke issue bunk beds to wait for morning to come. Good fun was had by all, except for Brian who was whipped 12 times for insubordination. |
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Witnesses the Rourkes and their shenanigans and nearly falls over laughing into the snow. Leave it to the Rourkes to turn men into Reindeer... MOWF lights a smoke and continues to watch the Holiday show. |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Dec 24, '08 20:23 | |
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A car rolls up right in from the Rourke getaway for the X-Mas weekend and Digger steps out Oh well maybe im 2 days late, but atleast I ain't no raindeer Rourke. Walks up the stairs towards the door as the wind blows in his face in the pounding winter snow Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!! |
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| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Dec 27, '08 06:26 | |
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A car rolls up right in from the Rourke getaway for the X-Mas weekend and Digger steps out Oh well maybe im 2 days late, but atleast I ain't no raindeer Rourke. Walks up the stairs towards the door as the wind blows in his face in the pounding winter snow Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!! |
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| Reply by: DiggerRourke at Dec 27, '08 06:26 | |
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| lol those darn rourkes... | |
| Reply by: High_Society at Dec 28, '08 09:23 | |
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Awesome watched the event from afar. He found it funny. Violence and dead people and all round crazy shenanigans. He followed them all the way to Brian's mum's house, riding a goat he'd befriended in the nearby wood. Come on, Aileen! You can make it! Catch up with that Rourke-sled. Once there, he watched through the window as they did Rourkish stuff. And the sights he saw were enough to drive a man insane. Thankfully, Awesome was already there, and so merely found it amusing. |
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| Reply by: Awesome at Dec 28, '08 09:27 | |
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*gayly slaps the stutter out of digger* better now sweetie? |
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| Reply by: GayPerryRourke at Dec 28, '08 11:06 | |
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Smithy finally came down the road drunk as a slut and notices a sleigh."Santa?Fuck he's early!"Then he notices its the other Rourkes and sees Thomas got them to be reindeer... "Screw this im to skiny,I'll be passanger..."He says as he gets in passanger side. |
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| Reply by: SmithyRourke at Dec 28, '08 11:23 | |
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mmmmmmm Santa, big man, bears gifts and slides up and down your chimney. Heaven. |
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| Reply by: GayPerryRourke at Dec 28, '08 13:26 | |
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