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| Things I Fucking Hate. | Started by: KingOfOnePercent on Dec 28, '08 20:37 |
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Although in general I do honestly like the festive period, there are some parts about the charade which just make me want to shit in the stockings and piss on the tree. One thing I particularly hate is when some absolutely dastardly cunt gets you a present when you haven't thought to get them anything. Occasionally it's some vague relative, a distant and doddery Aunt who, let's be honest, hasn't even got a right to be using your oxygen any more. Sometimes though, it's a friend who despite never having gotten you anything before, has decided to break the bank on a dvd and a giant Toblerone that's fucking impossible to eat anyway. Either way, there's nothing worse than taking a gift from someone when you can offer precisely fuck all to them in return to their kind gesture of goodwill. In this situation, there are realistically only two options. You can either mumble some garbled rubbish about how your gift for them is at home/car/somewhere that's not here and "Oh how silly of me to have forgotten it." Or you can shrug your shoulders in resignation, surrender all pride and dignity and say "I will take this gift, but I have not thought to get you sod all this Christmas." Either way, it's going to be fairly obvious that you're a selfish twat who didn't bother to buy presents for everyone; and there's nothing more soul destroyingly embarrassing than being ousted as a selfish twat at Christmas. It's not even this that bothers me thought, it's the fact that for days and days you fret about how you didn't get shitty old Aunty-Haunted-Womb a present and, "oh dear what will she think?", until on Christmas morning when you tear away the wrapping to reveal a fucking godawful ceramic tortoise which serves fucking no purpose anyway. Only at this point do you realise that you needn't have worried about your lack of reciprocation for what was, almost inevitably, going to be a truly shite present. So thanks to this, all you people who gave me shit presents this year; I am crossing you off my Christmas list next year and we can go through this cycle again. Happy Christmas. |
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| I hear you King...This happened to me four times this year. i was sooo pissed. Even more so because about a week before the one-sided "exchange" we all agreed that we were "fine" and needed nothing... That really chaps my ass... >:( and then we look like assholes, because we were thoughtless... | |
| Reply by: High_Society at Dec 28, '08 21:18 | |
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| when people say something the have but dont have it | |
| Reply by: Master_Shake at Dec 31, '08 00:17 | |
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| I hate cooking for the holidays. | |
| Reply by: Mirage at Dec 31, '08 00:36 | |
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| I love cooking for Holidays. I hate all the nosey people coming to your home and telling you how you need to change something. | |
| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Dec 31, '08 10:37 | |
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I hate that I got KingOfOnePercent a lovely DVD and a Toblerone and he gave me nothing in return. Cheeky bastard. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 31, '08 12:45 | |
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i really fuckin hate people that think they are so tough but they are just bitches |
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| Reply by: Tony-Castelli at Sep 03, '09 15:40 | |
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me too Tony and I hate ppl wo think they know it all |
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| Reply by: Pretty_Boy at Sep 03, '09 18:46 | |
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who* |
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| Reply by: Pretty_Boy at Sep 03, '09 18:47 | |
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skaters |
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| Reply by: Major_77 at Sep 03, '09 20:46 | |
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anti-skaters/ |
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| Reply by: I_Am_The_Cav at Sep 03, '09 20:50 | |
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I hate posers and ppl who are offended by sarcasm. |
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| Reply by: Geraldine_Castellano at Oct 22, '09 17:17 | |
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Death-Knight :P |
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| Reply by: Scally_Dan at Oct 22, '09 18:06 | |
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all of you |
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| Reply by: Baby_FaceNelson at Oct 22, '09 18:46 | |
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Close-minded fuckers |
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| Reply by: WaM at Oct 22, '09 19:37 | |
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My x-wife! |
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| Reply by: DonPardo at Oct 22, '09 21:40 | |
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loud chewers! |
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| Reply by: IvanVanko at Oct 22, '09 22:30 | |
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slow drivers! |
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| Reply by: Fierce at Oct 23, '09 03:08 | |
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shitty drivers |
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| Reply by: Wolfman at Nov 13, '09 10:55 | |
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I hate that it isn't even Thanksgiving yet and people are acting like its December. Quit with the Christmas music... its too damn early. |
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| Reply by: Aeolus at Nov 13, '09 13:10 | |
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