Well, JackRyan it seems doesn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day so we’re going to have a contest… because JackRyan loves those! So, pretty much, any ladies (or men in drag) interested in being lucky enough to go on a Valentine’s Day date with JackRyan, please fill out the following form:

Name:

Age:

Species:

Description of personality:

Interests:

What would your ideal date be like?:

Other things you’d like to include:

The selection of the winner will be done by a committee. The winner will be announced on February 1^st. Thank you. Also, please feel free to contact him via MobMail or on IRC as SadPanda

Oh and there will be prizes of some sort. To be announced later. 

Name: X-X/Amelia

Age: 20

Species: Monkey

Description of personality: Miu!<3

Interests: Gambling, Mugging, & Bananas

What would your ideal date be like?: ummm….Stealing Iocaste's bacon! ^-^

Other things you’d like to include: yeah….no.

Name: Fry's uh... sister, yeah, his sister. Totally not him.

Age: 25 22 19 25

Species: Human...? Maybe.

Description of personality: Angry, but not really too angry. Sometimes nice and other times mean, one time got pretty jealous, and then there was that one time I got upset at this lady, but she was definitely asking for it. Does that count? I don't know what to put here. I think my biggest personality flaw would be that I love too much. Also I have a slight bout of herpes, but whatever, who doesn't? You know? I'm not a BAD PERSON. My Mom just doesn't understand my fast paced life. Love me?

Interests: Movies, wait no! I like Ice Cream. Can Ice Cream be an interest? I'm interested in you, boy. Is that overly cheesy? Ooh. I love cheese! Why do I keep picking foods as interests? I'm not fat. Promise. xoxo.

What would your ideal date be like?: Nude. Just kidding, we'd be wearing banana suits first and then nude. 

Other things you’d like to include: I'm a guy, so this is awkward. Do you have a hot sister though? Tell her to hit me up.

BlackBlack, dressed in his best frock, approaches DeadlySpikeS to collect a form to be filled out. He smiles and winks at DeadlySpikeS before twirling and walking away. He later fills out the form:

Name: Lady BlackBlack

Age: Whatever age you want me to be *winks*

Species: I can play Panda *winks*

Description of personality: Sadistic and twisted.

Interests: Sex... Crazy, wild, dangerous sex. That and chewing on bamboo.

What would your ideal date be like?: First we would have a nice meal of bamboo together, gazing into each others eyes, feeling the deep passion between us. The I would seduce him and lure him into being handcuffed onto my bed. Once fully secured I would remind him of the history he has with my bloodline before brutally torturing him.

Other things you’d like to include: Oh, I'm totally harmless and cute.

BlackBlack hands the form to DeadlySpikeS and blows him a kiss before skipping away.

OOC: there is actually no bad blood. just roleplaying.

If the Streets are dead, does this mean I've won?

Gypsy takes one of the forms and runs off giggling down a dark alley. She stops, quickly looks around to make sure she's alone, and starts filling out the questionnaire.

Name: JohnSmith

Age: Old enough

Species: Gunslut

Description of personality: Badass

Interests: Wacking and Gambling (Poker and Dice addict)

What would your ideal date be like?: Candlelight dinner followed by wacking off some bums (Open for interpretation, I'm a gentleman like that)

Other things you’d like to include: Jin <3

After neatly folding the piece of paper, she draws a little heart on it and hands it back to DeadlySpikeS.

Name: Ares

Age: 14,000,000+

Species: God

Description of personality: Ice Cold

Interests: War, death, hurting people, sad pandas and poker with the boys

What would your ideal date be like?: Strip poker with the boys + JackRyan

Other things you’d like to include: Pick me or I will release some... unsavory pictures of Mr. DeadlySpikeS. Thanks.

Ares turns his attention to Ragnarok

Since you can see in to the future, why don't you tell me the results of this contest? I'd greatly appreciate it.

Name: Emeritus

Age: Just numbers

Species: Homo sadistus

Description of personality: Über sadist; Your cries my laughter, your pain my pleasure

Interests: stalking YOU

What would your ideal date be like?: Panda roofied and chained down to the wall in my basement, gagged and stuffed with carrots

Other things you’d like to include: Carrots, Celine Dion, Pandas

Name: io

Age: too old in your human years

Species: lion

Description of personality: RAWR

Interests: bacon, sleeping, messing with panda(s), bacon, cardboard boxes, catnip... Have I already mentioned bacon ? 

What would your ideal date be like?: eating bacon in front of a chained down panda. No bacon for you ! Nom nom nom

Other things you’d like to include: NO BAMBOO

Walks in with her head held high, takes a few mins to look around at everyone that's there and the ones feeling out the forms. Seeing DeadlySpikeS handing out the forms, She quickly puts her wooden ruler away and hides her whip under her gown, and heads over to grab a form to fill out...

Name: TheNun

Age: Not polite to ask a lady her age

Species: Uncover Goddess, shhhh

Description of personality: It's a secret your going to have to find out

Interests: cuddling and snuggling pandas

What would your ideal date be like?: A wild crazy night under the stars, then church in the morning confessing our sins from the night before.

Other things you’d like to include: Oh there is always more....

 Hands her form in with a silent prayer...

Due to the fact that my friend is too shy to post in here and will no longer be speaking in the streets, I agreed to deliver his application for him.

Name: WhereWasI                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Age: 23                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Species: unknown                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Description of personality: A ball of fucking sunshine. Prone to attack people with wrenches. Quick tempered.                                                                                                                                                                                 Interests: Lesbians, French lions, Pandas, Jonos, hugging...lots of hugging.                                                                                                                                                                         Ideal date: Feeding SadPanda bamboo by the lake while reading classic literature.                                                                                                                                                                  

Please consider him in the running...he is just great.

Sorry, his application has bad formatting. He was in a hurry and was quite flustered.

Name: Jinnifer

Age: 23

Species: Human

Description of personality: Awkward

Interests: SadPanda, corn, definitely not green beans.

What would your ideal date be like?: Dinner is nice. Homemade is even better. Do you cook? Feed me corn.

KrookedC heard there was a drinking contest to enter and as always he was late as Fuck and rushes into the office, trips over his pet midget named Spanky and starts making air sword fighting skills as he falls to the floor. Getting up, Krooked notices his form isn't filled out for the drinking contest and is ripped in half. Krooked grabs a crayon and starts filling out the now 2 forms.

Name: KrookedC Age:Needs to look at his ID to remember Species: What the fuck is this just give me beer...

KrookedC laughs at these weird drinking questions and sees all his answers are on the same lined that says Name here: but doesn't care. Fills out part "2" of his form.

Decription of personality: Does the fact i drink alot matter. Interests: Beer Beer Beer What would your ideal date be like?: Anything 

involving beer lots of oil. Other things you'd like to include: Like what does this mean?????

KrookedC hands the 2 pieces of the form and hopes he gets into this drinking comp and that it starts soon as he wants to drink. KrookedC stumbles to a seat and puts his pet midget on his lap and waits.