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| Is there such a thing as to classy? | Started by: VincenzoGiovanni on Jan 19, '14 17:06 |
| Vincenzo runs through the Head Quarters until he finds his bosses office. Skidding to a stop he kicks the door in, runs up to his beloved boss and slaps him as hard as he can. Then says "You can just take the door outta my paycheck." then runs out into the street as fast as he can. Jumping onto the hood of a car he says "Can I have everyone's attention? I am here today to address a important matter. Bodie is just to damn classy. I know you all say, well that cant be you can never be to classy, but he is. He is so classy that he rescues firemen from burning houses. When he gets up in the morning he doesnt even have to brush his hair its already perfect. His carpet is made from the fur of baby seals. His coffee makes itself. He has a mug with his face on it. But last but not least he always carries a 100 year old bottle of scotch around, and can play the jazz flute. There for bodie is just to damn classy. Thank you all for your time" | |
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Bowie walks around on his inflatable space rocket singing 'Barbie Girl' until he spots Vincenzo jumping onto the hood of a car and states his speech. 'I do say I have to concur but also disagree as the lime could not have possibly shaved the lemons head for the lemon has no head. Bodie is far too damn Classy. I once tried to throw a bucket of water over him. He was that classy the water turned into flo.. Oh.. I picked up the wrong buck.. dammit..' |
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